Rich brats and their new toy (Patreon)

"-... You're going to find this curious, but I've always wanted my own personal android to do with it what we're forbidden to do with the poor nowadays.

-Oh, don't you believe it, in reality, if you think about it, they were designed exclusively for that. What surprises me is that you intended to get rid of your Emily 7.8 after the tantrum you threw at your parents to get her.

-That's because I didn't count on her being programmed more like a particularly annoying cop than the obedient and helpful maid I wanted. She does nothing but snitch on me to my parents every time I come home late or bring boys over... We're adults now, for crying out loud...

-... You know, I could have fixed that pretty easily, in just two minutes, accessing her central unit via Bluetooth, instead of all this dismantling, reassembling, 3D printing, and electronic soldering... Although I have to admit the result would have been much more boring. But won't you get in trouble for this?

-Oh no, my parents are never home lately, and after all, I have the rest of the body in the closet ready to be assembled whenever I want, and I can format her whenever I want... Besides, I don't think Emily is very eager to tattle on me now about what I do or don't do when my parents call... Right, Emily?

-AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Yohohou two hahahahave illegally modified ahahan aaaaahahahahandroi...

-Well, for having a processor that can perform thousands of operations per second, that doesn't seem to have been the brightest of responses. I'll try asking you that question again in a couple of hours, but for now, let's see what you respond to this: Fork or hairbrush? 😈"

Here is the Tickleebot 2.0. In case there was any doubt, although I believe I made it quite clear in the story, all participants in this scene are adults... or objects. 😋