Diabolical machine (Patreon)

Hello everyone. Here you have the request of one of my patrons brought to life. A new advancement in entertainment, which once you try it, you'll find hard to stop using... Especially if you forget that the machine doesn't respond to voice commands, and that the only way to stop it and be freed from it is through the remote control, which for some strange reason, at the time, seemed like a good idea to hang around your neck instead of keeping it in your hand... A flawless plan. 🤭