Nature: Documented Ep.3 (Patreon)

"Hello back. The host is me. Again. Behgail LaPetitemouton. Is my name. Welcome. And tonight. We talk about.

The bunnygirl."

*Opening Song, Which Is Really Good*

"Welcome back. Tonight, on Nature: Documentation, we talk about the mighty forest animal known such as the bunnygirl.

Also known as the rabbitgirl, the bunnygirl doesn't really have any use for the humans. We don't really eat them, because ewww. We don't really make clothes out of their furs because we need to kill like 18 000 of them to make a coat. And they are super cute. The bunny-clothes people became really depressed. They would look outside their windows, at the sheep-clothes people, making a shitload of wool clothes without having to hurt the animals and they just gave up. I think bunnies have literally no uses. I would Google it but I don't want Google to think I found a random rabbit and I am searching uses for it now.

But you now what they are good at?

Breeding.

And fucking.

And making the babies.

So they just make a whole lot more of a useless animal.

And that is why we try to restrain them, like so.

Look at this little fuck right here."

Next to our very favorite host was a very cute bunnygirl, strictly hogtied by some sturdy Cuffigails.

"We were able to catch her and secure her before she gotten herself the pregnant. These little fucks can have up to 8 little babies per months!!! So it is really important as for to restrain them in this position until you can fit the mandatory chastity belt on her. In this position, the bunnymen will have difficulty to reach his goal.

This little fuck is lucky because I will bring her home and make her my pet. Most little fucks like her have a very short life in the forest. Too many predators. And they are very weak."

"Mmmppphhggrrrr..."

"And very dumb. Very, very dumb."

"GRRRRrrr..."

"Oof! We have a rebelious one over here! Do not worry, people at home. I know how to domesticate the most dangerous of animals, the bunny included.

Join us next time, on...

NATURE: DOCUMENTED!!!"

*Closing Music, Which Is Even Better Than The Opening Music*

Although our very favorite host, Behgail LaPetitemouton, wasn't fired this time, she did die that night. She was brutally mauled by her pet bunny. Please, keep your pet bunnygirls in cages.

In honor of Behgail LaPetitemouton - 1998 - 2023. Or whatever gives me 25 years old.