You Are What You Eat (Patreon)

You are what you eat.

Ever heard that shit?

I think it's not accurate.

Otherwise, I would either be a can of Coke or a stack of pancakes.

With like... A chicken sandwich arm... And some chocolate cookie legs...

So thereforthen, not accurate. At all.

Case closed.

Join us next week for another episode of your favorite show, Nature: Documented.

TOLD YOU. You NEVER KNOW. When. You are inside of. An episode. Of Nature: Documented.

I still love you tho. Thank you for your support by the way. It is immensely appreciated.

Bigail, your very favorite heroine of all time, savior of the Internet, Princess in charge of the executive at FallusDesign International, also the proud creator of the FallusDesign brand and the Fallustore.com, your very favorite interactive website-app-store where you can buy sex-plushies, bondage stuffs, normal plushies, bdsm stuffs, plushies, and all my creations and inventions but for to be honest the Fallustore is not opened yet so don't bother clicking the link but with time, maybe I'll get the money for to launch it for the real. I guess I'll also need the help of a... Carpenter? for to build all those devices. I feel like carpenters only works with wood tho. All my machines are made of Gold, silver and steel. I guess I need a blacksmith or something like that. A metallician.

Let me know if you are a metallician, we could work together maybe.

Bigail, your very favorite heroine of the forever. -xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-