Fallus Juices (Patreon)

Have you ever felt the need for to drink? Also known as "Thirst", the need for to drink is one of the main component of life-having things.

Water, Juices, but mostly, Coca-Cola, are popular ways of to for kill the need for to drink.

Smoking, eating and doing the sexual are things that will aggravate your need for to drink.

Well you know what, search no more.

With Fallus Juices, there is a juice station right around the corner* ready** for to serve you your favorite flavor*** of Fallus Juices**** for free*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simply insert something, like your fingers, inside the Fallus Juices Station's exposed holes and the juice will start squirting out. So easy.

*Must live in Fallus City
**Fallus Juices Stations are on standby a few days per month. For... Maintenance...
***Your favorite flavor might not be available.
****If no Fallus Juices is available, it might be cheap powder mixed with tap water.
*****Must be a patron of FallusDesign for 2 years minimum.

869$