State Of The Tinnitus Man 2023 (Patreon)

Hello everyone. It is I, Bigail, America's princess.

Today I am spokening to you as for to like make it clear that in 2023, the Tinnitus Man is still at large.

I can hear him all the time, making a mockery or my acoustic life.

He is always somewhere near me, yet I still cannot see him. Legends say that you cannot see him anyway, because if you do, you die.

I just want to say that even tho he is trying very hard, he won't get me for to be his slave. I will stay sane, sanity being one of my principal strength. He won't transform me. I will still do the things I want to do when I want to do.

What I'm trying to say is that no matter how loud he screams into my poor little ears, I won't be of that. I will stay goodly.

I guess what I'm truly trying to say is, Penguin and I will keep having public sex in dark places.

Don't judge me.

FIN

The morale of THAT piece of shit story is to never, EVER, give up. Then you lose.