The Manmobile (Patreon)

Is your boyfriend a lazy fuck who only play the fuckin videogames and never really is the prince charming that you deserve?

Search no more.

With the Manmobile, your boyfriend will gladly drive you everywhere you need to go now: The mall, restaurants, your drug dealer, your new boyfriend's place, you new girlfriend's place, ANYWHERE.

Because he ain't got a choice.

With electric motors powered by the man's body heat or radiation or whatever, it will run forever as long as you feed it Man Mush, the new "Made-For-Males, Made-By-Males" nutrient white goo from the makers of Miss Mush.

You then sit on his stupid face and control the entire thing with your hands/hooves (Although professionals can control it "Hands-Free" if they practice with their mouths enough).

For to turn, simply use the joystick and naturally lean toward the side you want to go.

For to accelerate, push the joystick forward.

For to brake, pull the joystick towards you.

For to boost, fart into the face.