The Abidoll (Patreon)

"Oh my God... What is that!?"

"It's my new invention! The Dolligail!"

"Why not the Abidoll?"

"Uh... Well... Yes... That's what I meant, the Abidoll!"

"It's creepy..."

"What!? What is creepy about having two of me!?"

"Well... She's all stiff and weird... Clearly fake... And why is her mouth wide open like that!?"

"Because people are going to want to have me in my very best form: When I am talking. People LOVE when I talk because of the funny but smart things that I say."

"People!? You are going to sell these!?"

"Of course. I want everyone in the world for to have the chance to have an Abigail in their lives."

"You know people are going to have sex with them, right!?"

"Sex? No no no no... It's not a sexdoll... It's just a... Anatomically correct doll... To talk to... And dress up... And play with... And... Oh no... Oh no..."

"So many people are going to cum into your mouth..."

"Oh no... PENGUIN!!! STOP THE MACHINES!!! STOP DELIVERING THE ABIDOLLS!!! CALL ALL OUR CUSTOMERS AND TELL THEM TO BURN DOWN THE DOLL!!! TELL THEM THEIR FULL OF THE COVID OR SOMETHING!!! STAT!!!"

The Abidoll

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