The Gord Tank (Patreon)

"WOAH!! Is that a Gord Tank!?"

"It sure is, MrArgent! Thunked by the master many years ago and revivalized by the Fallustore for the modern era!"

"Is that an Iris-Class processing unit!?"

"Indeed it is! The tube connecting to her mouth comes from your sink blender of course..."

"Lucky girl!"

"And inside the tank are huge bladder that will be filled with hot water. She will gladly endure the immense pressure and temperature all over her body just for to make sure you never run out of hot water during a shower again!"

"That is why I love Iris. What are those buttons, Bigail!?"

"Green is power. If you ever leave your manor as for to let's say live at Argent Tower or Argent Ranch for a few months, you need to turn it off. This is will activate the Auto-Feeders a few times per day, giving her enough Girl Gruel as for to survive. But when you are here, press it on to activate the blender process. Just make sure you feed her/throw garbage down your sink!"

"Of course! What is the blue button!?"

"The blue one will activate the freezing water storage and the red one activates the hot water storage. I have no idea why anyone would want to store cold water but hey... I prefer giving you the choice."

"Ok and what about the yellow one?"

"Yellow is electricity, of course. Press it to activate the random electroshock program. Hold it down for to the manual way."

"This is amazing, Bigail... You truly are the best of the best..."

"I know... I know..."

"Now are you getting started on that second one!?"

"Of course! Right away sir! I just need the measurement of the girl!"

"Use yours. She is EXACTLY your size."

"Great! I love when things are simple! I'll call you when it is time to put that clueless dummy inside! She's in for the surprise of her life!!!"

"She truly is..."

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An homage to the House Of Gord, more precisely the movie Return To The House Of Gord. You can google to find a few old pictures!