Nanobigail (Patreon)

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I FINALLY DID IT! I FINALLY FUCKIN DID IT!"

Yelled MrArgent. He obviously finally did something.

"It took me 17 years of research, countless experimentations, numerous lives sacrified and over 1 300 trips to the donut shop but I did it... I am the one who created...

THE FIRST NANOGIRL!!!

I am legend.

Not only did I create the very first nanogirl, BUT IT IS A NANOBIGAIL!!! The most valuable of all the nanogirls.

I feel like the man who invented fire and the man who invented the wheel and the man who invented chocolate all smooshed together into one awesome man.

Who knew that all I had to do was to use the shrink ray gun twice.

Now all I need to do is shrink a pair of scissors and she'll be all set for her new job: Trimming my nose hair!"

https://www.deviantart.com/mrargent as for to the man who stole my shrink ray gun. Easily tellable by the way I write compared to him, this was wrotten by me. If you want to read HIS REAL words, which are usually longer and more refined and without mistakes and typos, please visit his DeviantArt page. He works with a lot of different artists so his stuff is always fresh and awesome.