Fallus Tower (Patreon)

"Okay! I'm on the roof now, Bigail! What did you wanted to show me!?"

"TA-DAH! FALLUS TOWER!!! By the way our new credit card works!"

"WHAT!? WHAT IS THAT!?"

"It's a skyscraper! I architectured it. I was thinking "What is the most beautiful thing in the world!?" Then I thought "DELPHINE'S LEGS!", so I designed it as for to your legs."

"MY LEGS!?"

"In your butt/the base of the building, there is the first AND biggest Fallustore ever!. In the shoes up there, it's the 69th floor and there are 2 gigantic office! You choose which one you want and I'll take the other. But I would really like to have the red one. No the green one."

"So why are there only windows up there, in the offices!?"

"Well... Between the feet and the butt, all those floors are for FallusDesign workers... They don't need windows... They are either blindfolded or under VR reeducation... No windows for them..."

"And why do I need an office!? I don't even work for your stupid company..."

"We are now 137 million dollars in debt so... You gonna need a second job."

"AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME!? YOU DON'T EVEN MAKE 800$ A MONTH!"

"Now that you brought it up... You gonna have to work "Pro-Bono" for the first five years... As they say..."