Almost Caught (Patreon)

As we all know by now, MrArgent is a professional. He don't getting caught. NEVER.

There is THAT time tho... Where it came OH SO CLOSE... He almost got scared for a second...

We find ourselves in Fallu City in 2023. MrArgent urgently needed a Weedgirl. A Weedgirl is the kind of girl with an apparatus (Hidden in their hair) with tubes that goes into the nose and down into the lungs. The apparatus will automatically filled their lungs with fresh marijuana or hashish smoke.

So basically, these girls usually walks around at parties, in charge of turning the place into a hotbox and making everyone high without having to smoke. The smoke comes out of the mouth and everyone is allowed to take a shot by kissing them. They are basically the best.

So back to the story: MrArgent captured our very favorite heroine, Bigail, as for to become the Weedgirl. He just kidnapped her and is now bringing her back to his car, which is wisely parked far away from Delphine's apartment.

"SIR! SIR! FCPD! STOP RIGHT NOW!"

"Oh sh..."

"SIR! I AM OFFICER OLIVIA OF THE FCPD, 10-4. WE JUST HAD A KIDNAPPING AND I NEED FOR TO SEARCH YOUR HUMAN-SIZED BOX COVERED WITH A CLOTH RIGHT THERE. I WILL ALSO SEARCH THAT HUMAN-HEAD-SIZED BOX RIGHT THERE, IF YOU DON'T MIND!"

"Listen... Officer Olivia... I-"

"OH MY GOD..."

Said Olivia, taking off her sunglasses. She continued:

"Are you... MrArgent!?"

"Well..."

"OH MY GOD MrARGENT I AM SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR DONATION TO THE FCPD THIS YEAR!!! Because of you, we got brand new cars, new guns, new uniforms... LOOK AT THESE BOOTS!"

"Oh Wow... Great... Boots..."

"I LOVE them so much! Comfortable, but sexy, but safe, but police-y, with the perfect heel height... I LOVE IT!"

"Who got kidnapped by the way... Not that I'm involved..."

"A certain Abigail LaPremière... According to our files, she is a "Chief Executive Princess"... Which is... That doesn't mean anything... 5 foot 5... Brunette... 25 years old!? But that doesn't make any sense because her birthdate is-"

"Well... I don't know her so... I should go..."

"Oh! Right! I'm so sorry MrArgent, I know you are a VERY busy man..."

"Byyyyyyye!"