Pigtail Providers (Patreon)

As we all don't know by now, because I will tell it here for the first time ever:

I might be a little lazy.

Even holding my can of Coke and smoking my hash is a bother sometimes.

NO MORE!

I INVENTED THE BEST INVENTION SINCE THE INVENTION OF INVENTIONS!

THE PIGTAIL PROVIDERS!!!

JUST STRAP WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR TOP BE PROVIDE TO YOU, TO YOUR PIGTAILS!

TA-DAH!

I'm very proud of this one.

50% automatic Coca-Cola dispenser right into my mouth.
50% automatic Hashish smoker right into my nose.
100% perfect.

Just listen to this happy customer, who happens to be the inventor:

"With the Pigpep Poppers, never... Never again will have is... You... ... ... Thirst will be no of... And needing as for to smoke... With the... The hands... Is a search no more... I need to pee hehehehehehe..."

Wow. I cannot wait to visit my local Fallustore. Internetly. Cause I don't want to catch the new Covid variant.

I really do need to start my Fallustore. Please consider investing by upgrading your pledge! I also encourage you to save some money by paying annually! That's what the smartlier people do.

Thank you so much for your continued patronage, I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!

Bigail -xxx-