Camping On The Roof (Patreon)

"HEY DELPHINE! YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY, MY LOVE!"

Said our very favorite heroine, sweaty and very excited.

"Where were you all day!?"

"Victoria, Sebastien and I were preparing our camping spot. WE'RE GONNA CAMP ON THE ROOF! Eat pizzas and shit, sleep in a tent and shit, sleep in at the starlight of the moonlight... just like real camping!"

"Wait a minute... Are you going to sleep in a tent or "À la belle étoile!?" Do we even have a tent!?"

"We sleep in Sebastien's new inflatable tent. It's HUGE! We can even stand up in the breasts! That's where the kitchen is!"

"In the breasts!?"

"Although the entrance is very tight... Sebastien can barely fit in!"

"Are you going to sleep near Seb!?"

"No no no, don't worry. Penguin and Whaly are sleeping together in the belly, Victoria and I will be sleeping in the right thigh and Sebastien will be sleeping alone in the left thigh. We won't cuddle and stuffs."

"Belly? Thighs!? Are those camping terms!? And you won't "cuddle and stuffs" with Victoria!?"

"I was talking about Sebastien."

"And what about Victoria!?"

"There's... It's like... We have our own sleeping bags and... There is no... Like... Why even!? I'm about exactly for sure that... I don't even understand... The question... Is like..."

"Why didn't you invite me!?"

"I just thought that it is not your thing. DO YOU!? Wanna come sleep on the roof with us!?"

"Pfffffffffff... Well... L'Amour, La Romance Et La Séduction is about to start and I'm decanting my wine..."

"That's what I thought! Good night!"

Said our very favorite heroine, running away with her arms full of food and Coca-Cola cans.

A few hours later:

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhh... This is the most comfortable place in the world... SEB!? CAN YOU PLEASE STOP GETTING IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT OF THE FUCKIN TENT!!! YOU ARE TOTALLY RUINING MY RELAXATION!!!"

"M'SORRY!!! I KEEP FORGETTING THINGS!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!"