Art (Patreon)

We find our very favorite heroine/CEO exiting the bathroom of the 69th floor of Fallus Tower, where the headquarters of FallusDesign Globational is.

"Sebastien!? What the FUCK are you doing here!? And don't lie to me and tell me we hired you because our rule about "gender-equaliness" makes it impossible as for to hire males. Also, I'm the only employee."

"I'm just wandering around, Bigail... You know me... Being at random places is what I do best."

"Well go wander somewhere else! Everything here is highly classified!"

"Ok but... What is this!? I know you made it because there is your logo AND you added an American flag to make people think it was made in America."

"It's just art, you fuck! People put arts in their offices, Seb! It makes the place more beautiful and boost creativity!"

"Ok but... What does it represent!?"

"Nothing... It's art... It's not supposed to represent shit!"

"Okay... But... Like... What does it mean?"

"It's just... I guess... To celebrate... America... And... Democracy... But mostly, it's about liberty and freedom."

"Whu... Uhhhh... If you say so... I mean... They don't seem... "Free"... To me... They seem restrained... And stuck... And vulnerable..."

"NOT THEIR LIBERTY, you fFUUCCKK!!! MINE! Anyway, I'm a very busy businesswoman and a selfmade-entrepreneure so I must leave now. And you do too. I am too lazy to call security or to escort you out myself so PLEASE, leave now!"

"Okay, okay! Are we still watching WALL-E tonight!?"

"Of course."

Sebastien listened to the clip-clopping of everyone's favorite heroine's high heels leaving, far, far away. He then decided as for to study the art piece a bit more. Maybe he didn't get it the first time and he just needs to take a closer look after all.