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"MrGold!?"

"Goldie, what do you want!?"

"I just caught something..."

"The Covid!? I don't have time for this!"

"No... I caught a particularly rare type of butterflygirl... You are not gonna believe it!"

"A butterflygirl, you say?"

"I got your attention now!?"

"100% of it. I even let go of the rope I was holding AND forgot why I was holding it. Let's hope I wasn't holding a human over a cliff or something. Tell me about the butterflygirl."

"It's a Golden Morphobigalus... The rarest of all... Legends say-"

Both of them said at the same time, on a dramatic tone:

"... That the Golden Morphobigalus can poop REAL GOLD..."

"You knew the legend, MrGold???"

"My name is MrGOLD. Plus, I'm probably the one who made it up!"

"Well... We will find out soon... She'll have to poop one day..."

"Did you give her food or something!?"

"Yop! Half a strawberry and a Oreo! She hasn't touched them yet but she'll get hungry..."

"Forget that... You need to use my brother's Girl Gruel new recipe: DiarrheaGO. Just mix it in some tiny pancakes!"

"Well... I don't want her to give me... Liquid gold... I would really prefer some... Nuggets... Yeah..."

"Anyway, I don't care about the legend, I am buying her. Don't move from your place, I'm almost there."

"I hope you are bringing enough gold... I mean... We are talking about... Ingots..."

"Mmhhgggnnn..."

MrGold hung up after his grunt of disapproval. Even tho he doesn't like sharing his gold, he would do anything for that butterflygirl... And Goldie knows it...

But you know what they say about knowing too much...

Because I can't remember the quote.

FIN

Or not. There might be sequel to this?

Who can for to be sure? As they say.

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