Abigail's Real Life Chronicles 2 (Patreon)

Me: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
After the nice talk we had tomorrow, when you said you  were going to murder me if I didn't made more ampuporn, I decided it would probably be the perfect time to tell you that I won't be doing ampuporn or conjoiporn ever again.

You: ...

Me: Of course I am lying, I just wanted the truth to seem better, compared to the digital cataclysm of me quitting. The truth is, the nice girl I met and I went to spend the day in the Québec's city of Québec City. Québec City is a city in the region of Québec, which is in the Province of Québec. Québec as a lot of creativity when it comes to naming places. Québec City is the second greatest city in Québec, right after Fallucity. You won't find Fallucity on a "real" map because it's made up and in my mind, Québec had joined USA to be the 51st state, which would make Québec city to be a city in the region of Québec, in the province of Québec, IN THE STATE OF... OH I DON'T KNOW... Québec??? I personally prefer North New York but I don't want to wrestle feathers. So yeah I'm taking the night off.

You: YOU LAZY, BITCH ASS CUNT!!!

Me: I understand you probably want to murder me right now, and defile my corpse or some voodoo shit like that, but let's try to see things into the perspective of hence the thing at hand we do:
I will be back at work tomorrow, because my friend is going away for 2 weeks so I'm going back into my cockoon of lonely self-pleasuring and sadistic self-discipline that will make me the good old Abigail you all love to hate. I am also using this time to create new shit because I felt out of creativity this week. I'm probably maybe we'll see haven't decided yet thinking of not sure almost make my new friend into a new 3D girl but I think I might ask her before because I want to tell her about my Patreon because I'm pretty sure she is a freak so... TBD.

You: I DON'T CARE!!!

Me: I know you probably expected some pictures of Delphine as a gorilla-horse woman drilling Velvet conjoined to half of Cashmere as a Spidertaur or some shit, but I think I got something even better for you: TOURIST PICTURES!

You: I KNOW HOW TO GOOGLE PICTURES OF A RETARDED FRENCH VILLAGE IF I WANT TO. WHAT I NEED IS YOU BACK AT WORK!

Me: I am back at work tomorrow, and if i'm not, it's because I died in a horrible car accident while driving back or any other potential death cause possible. God-Jesus already saved me from 7 DEATHS, SEVEN. Seven times I saw my whole life  flashes before my eyes(It was mostly looking at girls and watching dirty videos) just to be saved by some weird ass impossible miracle. So I'm still not sure if I am like an immortal, or maybe a cat, and I only have 2 lives left. I even thought I was God-Jesus herself, but a male-patriarchaly-freemassons-led conspiracy to brainwash people into thinking that God-Jesus was a male is taking place and has destroyed all records and evidence that God-Jesus is a female. More precisely me. From the past. No in the past. I'm just a new version. Like an Ipod 2.0 or some shit. I saw a LOT of God-Jesus male statues today and I vandalized all their genital region. Of course I'm lying again, I am pro-genderchoiceawareness and I believe that God-Jesus should have the right to choose is gender. If you don't, that only means youz a bigot. But let's face it, bigot is like the worst insult ever it sounds so innofensive and weak BIGOT and it only rhymes with Faggot. Which is a funny but still very hurtful word to use.

You: You high as fuck right?

Me: Amen