Canada Day (Patreon)

"Hey Abigail! Heard you are Canadian! You must prepare us a big surprise for this Canada Day!!!"

"What's Canada Day??? Ooooooh you mean Moving Day!?"

"Moving day?"

"Well I'm from Québec so you know... Red Man Bad! We don't really celebrate Canada here... We actually made sure nobody can celebrate it because it's moving day... Most leases end on July 1 and everybody is moving! Everybody is burned from moving so there is absolutely no partying LOL"

"Oh... I see... So why didn't you made a special on June 24th for Québec?"

"Well... Not a big fan of Québec's present and future. While we had the chance to become the Switzerland of America, or even the Las Vegas of the entire planet, we decided to bet on socialism and pay people for not working. So you know... Blue Man Bad!"

"Oh... So where would you want to live then?"

"Hawaii, Japan, French Polynesia..."

"So... Capitalist islands..."

"Exactly... Paradise..."

"So you gonna do something special for July 4th?"

"Hell yeah! We must pay tribute to Mama Liberty!"

"You know USA does bad stuff too right?"

"... Want to see my knife collection?"