Abigail's Budget (Patreon)

Abigail: "So why are you only using red colors everywhere?"

Ember: "Those are negatives... I'll use black when I see something positive."

Abigail: "And negatives number are good right? Like golf?"

Ember: "No... Do you remember paying ANYTHING to the government... Ever??"

Abigail: "And the government is... That!?"

Ember: "No. That's a calculator..."

Victoria: "WHO SPENDS OVER 1000$ ON MCNUGGETS EVERY YEAR!?!?"

Abigail: "It's... It's an healthy alternative to fried chicken..."

Ember: "No it's not. Bigail... What is an "Used Panties Budget"???"

Abigail: "Oh THAT's a good news! I don't pay for them anymore I just steal them from my friends!"

Victoria and Ember looked at each other and they both understood why they kept losing so many underwear.

Ember: "Yeah... That's a super good news. You are now only 230 000$ under!!"

Victoria: "What is a "Stuffed Animal Budget"??? And why is it the second highest budget after your "Plant Budget"???"

Abigail: "Okay wait a minute... You guys keep using the word "Budget"... Does that have anything to do with money?"