Call for Suggestions: Santa's Village... give me your craziest ideas. (Patreon)

Although there's a little time left on the latest survey, it's looking like folks want to rob the ol' fat man rather than save him. 

Very well. I'll let you all be naughty.

But before I can craft this Christmas calamity, I'll need some ideas from all of you. 

This will work a bit like one-word prompts, except this time, I'm just going to take your craziest, zaniest, oddest things and toss them into the adventure. Of course, there's limited space, so I can't take 'em all. But I'll try to fit in as many as I can.

A few rules:

• 1) Please keep it 140 characters (not words) long or thereabouts. Walls of text and multiple paragraphs are a bit too much to digest when doing these sorta things. The shorter, the better.
• 2) One suggestion per patron.
• 3) Keep it relatively clean. 
• 4) Don't worry about mechanics. I'll handle that.