Nessie Ta-Ta Fudging, Final (Patreon)

     Well, here you go, she's finally done. It's always impressive seeing someone doing what they they're best at; Nessie clearly takes pride in her craft. I'm reminded of a comedienne who did a bit about tit-fucking. The essence of the routine was, "This does nothing for me, this doesn't get me off. Why would I do this?!" Here's why, you self-centered dumbass: to please your partner. I can't be the only one who does things in bed not because they directly get me off, but because they bring pleasure to my partner. And by the way, that in itself does help get me off. It's exciting making your partner writhe in pleasure, or at least it should be. How selfish can you get? (I should point out that I'm not actually arguing for more women to whip their boobs out and start titty-fucking guys all over the place. They're your breasts, ladies, by all means, use them as you see fit. My real issue here is stand-up comics who do routines with bullshit premises. God that annoys me.)