I Guess Nessie Didn't Wear Green...? (Patreon)

      St. Patty's is a weird holiday. And I say that as someone who likes weird holidays. (Okay, how's this for a new holiday to get started: Some time in late spring or midsummer, when there's a dearth of fun holidays, we celebrate "Alien Day". After-dark parties with an alien/UFO/space theme. Dress up as any kind of alien you want. Glow sticks, glow necklaces and bracelets, glow everything. Inflatable flying saucers and gray aliens. And bring your cell phones and binoculars for UFO-spotting. Who's in?) I assume in Nessie's world (or mind) you don't just get pinched if you don't wear green on St. Patty's. Then again, if this is the result, I have a feeling she didn't exactly forget to wear green. (And apparently being green doesn't count.)