$5 tier update: It's alive! (Patreon)

After lots of button pressing, hooking and unhooking, loud words, and small amounts of blood, the server is up and running - I hope. If you can't connect, leave a comment or message me direct and let me know what you're seeing. It looks good on my end, but I have no way of knowing if it's good for all of you.

If it's working, ignore this message and go enjoy the ridiculous speed!