WFYM 236 - Unalive Your Local Pie Thief (Patreon)

Football hooligans tried to take down Tom through Ticketmaster but he prevailed. Who even cares about football when the Olympics are on? We are watching the Olympics and leaving several perfectly crisp apple pies to warm on the windowsill and if someone tries to grab one they will be punished sevenfold in the culinary circle of hell where they will be baked into a pie