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Kevin Costner's ex-wife is being extradited to China to be prosecuted for loose morals and sent to a Uyghur work camp to make supplies for Waterworld at Universal Studios Beijing. Also Donald Trump is being sent there as well for putting meat in the ceiling tiles at Old Style Buffet and being so horny he could suck the nose off a Sphinx

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Rodigan

Had to look this up but Jeffrey Star been in the music world since the mid 2000s.

Claudia P

jeffree star used to make songs and i met him at warped tour in 2009 right after getting brokencyde's autograph

Thomas

Fucking DICKS my winning streak is FUCKED

Dark Magicks

Speaking of driving beaters on the highway: I used to be a rural letter carrier for the post office in SE Michigan and one of my favorite parts of the job was taking the LLV mail trucks on the highway. These things have an aluminum body, no ABS brakes, no airbags, and rattled like a coffee can full of screws when you went over 55. My record was 86, I was dumb as shit lol

Alex Kies

I opened for Saosin once. We had an awful show, no one showed up to see us, but they all stood up front and watched our whole set and were super nice and friendly.

Reece Coren

the highways in vermont are the best. i used to drive for hours before i’d see another car