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Mailbag 27 (Patreon)

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2023-06-30 09:00:05
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Sorry about Gareth's audio, its the last time it'll ever happen. Ever. Because Dave is going to eat him with a spoon.

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Mailbag 27

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Allison Linderkamp

Does all Therabreath work for covid protection? They have several kinds. I love this brand already.

Lucky Luke

Benedict Arnold came away better after more research!

Melissa

Andrew’s question 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Anonymous

It's called environmental apartheid. Only rich people are able to partake in environmentally friendly living. Ethical clothes start at $300 and people like Kanye have their own fire department to save his land from wildfires

Anonymous

33 minutes in. Over the past few months I’ve come to despise MDD because most of what I’ve heard are either 1) people espousing horrific views for horrific reasons or 2) people acting like they have horrific views and defending them outrageously just for fame or because they just like arguing, kind of like pro-wrestling ‘villains.’

Anonymous

Obligatory comically large spoon response

Kelly H

Gareth missed a golden opportunity, he should have picked Marie Dorian (ep 395) as his running mate. I'm pretty sure he was the one who called her "the female Hugh Glass," so she'd be a bad ass who could also appeal to the diversity voters. Reynolds/Dorian 2024!

jess

Not me, screen-shotting these boy-zees flipping off the camera and cropping it so that Gareth is flipping me off on the lock screen and Dave is flipping me off on the home screen. 🫣 I am what one might call a "recovering people pleaser," desperately trying to become more assertive and confident in myself instead of operating from a place of trying to make everyone around me happy at the expense of my own dignity (if you wanna, google "fawning" as a trauma response 🫠 oofty goofy...) ANYWHOZELBEE so having my favorite guys flipping me off everytime I look at my phone is a lovely reminder to say fuck it when I'm feeling like throwing myself on hot coals to let [insert any name in an astronomical number of toxic relationships here] walk all over me because I'm so afraid to let them down. Nope. No more. Fuck it. Thanks for coming to my new series: "The Dollop Saves My Mental and Emotional Health." 🖕🖕🖕

Anonymous
>>111943267

I had the words "serendipity" and "reciprocity" tattooed on my arm for the same reason. Team No More Door Mat

jess
>>112017857

I love that and am so happy you are done with being a door mat. It's hard, man. But it's a great team to find 🥹

Jay

Seeing Primus at 14 was my first concert. Not surprised in the least at the consensus here. Seen them a few times including at Red Rocks. "Primus Sucks" is such fan culture shit it's the name of their website (or it was). Edit: I was in such awe I stuck around after the show and saw Les Claypool breaking down his mic stand. I told him it was my first concert. He said, "That's too bad. I hope you consider trying another one some day."