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Whales and partying. 

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Pale Centaur

Whales? Finally, an episode about Jose!

Anonymous

Congrats to Finn. Smashing it!

Anonymous

When will Milwaukee go on sale!?

Meaghan Walker

I’d watch the shit out of a baseball bros miniseries tbh

JDM

Am I the only one who heard Dave say that Finn made the HS team and thought "our little guy is all grown up"? Lol

AdamM

When will the phrase “World Series” be replaced with the far more accurate “national championship “?

Anonymous

GARETH! ITS ON THE WILLAMETTE AND COLUMBIA RIVERS, DAWGGY!

Anonymous

Just from the tagline I'm worried this is gonna be "The Animal Horror of Macquarie Island" version 2.

Heather B

Petition to join the Ball Bros.

Anonymous

Just wanted to let you know that this episode was bizarre and hilarious. Congrats to Fin! (Or Finn; I've never known which.) J-Town: he's ridin' a skateboard 🛹

Anonymous

I love how much he was belaboring the point for half of the episode. Poor Gareth. To be fair, as an idiot from the East Coast, when I first moved out to Seattle I was like, oh well that's weird 🤷🏼‍♀️ As an insufferable lighthouse nerd, I was disappointed. Like I said, idiot from the East Coast. (Human calculator, etc.)

AdamM

Shear bloody mindedness… but also, by that logic, every sporting championship around the world that uses non-native players could call itself the “world championship”… so the English premiere league becomes the “World Series”, as does its equivalent in France, Spain, Italy, America and Japan…

Anonymous

Anyone know the Patreon pre-sale code for Chicago?

Anonymous

Dave will send us a message and let us know the Patreon pre-sale code well in advance so that you'll be able to get your tix when you want 'em!

thedollop

The code is in the message I sent everyone. Up near the top

thedollop

Which baseball league in another country compares to the US professional league, like Spain and Germany to do England?

Anonymous

The reference at the top of the show to The Warriors! 😂

Anonymous

Was it for the March pre-sale cause that’s the only message I have. Unfortunately the code didn’t work

jess

I think the technical term for getting a blow job while eating a hoagie is a "blowgie."

Tim Kocher

Forty days!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂