Cat-talyst of the Police (Cheshire cat Tg) Draft (Patreon)

“Hold it, you scoundrel! This is the end of the line for you!”

“Don’t come at me with that! You think breaking into a lab and trying to steal important inventions is something we police officers can let slide?!?”

‘How stupid does this guy think we are? He has been wanted by the Police department for months and now he just shows up and steals from the next strange site once again. I just hope that he complies quickly and then-… Wait… Is that a remote…?’

Zap~!

“What the-…?”

‘Did I just get zapped? Why is this guy laughing so maniacally? I am still a police officer with a gun here!’

“Great. Now we can add illegal use of… whatever that is to your list. Now put that thing down or I will seriously-…”

‘What is this guy on about now? As if an obedience switch can actually exist. Honestly…’

Click~!

“See? Nothing happened. Now put that thing down and come with me.”

“Hmm? Sure, I'll put the gun down. There. Now no more wasting my time. Come to the police station with me!”

“Gotcha, I will not move from this spot. Now would you mind stopping delaying your arrest?”

‘Why does this guy look like he is celebrating his victory? There is no such thing as an obedience switch on a reality remote. This guy just needs to get real.’

‘Great, now he thinks he has found a gender slider. Yeah sure, pull that thing down if you wa-…’

“Uhn…!”

‘What the…? Why does my crotch feel so tingly…?’

“Ah~!”

‘My chest… feels so hot!’

“Oh~!”

‘My face… my butt… my everything… it feels so… GOOOOOOOooood…’

“Kyaaaa~! *Pant… Pant… Pant…*”

‘Oh wow… That felt like the strongest orgasm I have ever had in my life. Ah…! Pull yourself together! You can’t just moan like a bitch and orgasm right in front of a criminal like that! I need to stay focused!’

“Alright… *Pant…* Listen up! I ain’t playing around anymore. Come with me or I’ll-…”

“What is that supposed to mean?!? Being a woman changes nothing between us! Now stop fiddling with that remote and come-…Oh…?”

‘What was that?!? I could have sworn something had just moved to the top of my head. Hmm… but there is nothing there. Nothing new anyways. I still just have my police hat and my fluffy cat ears, but nothing else… weird. Heh. Based on my reactions to those odd feelings, that guy must really think he can influence me with that remote.’

“Oh no, you finally got me. Can we now stop playing and go to the police station?”

“What do you mean? Of course I noticed ‘everything’ that happened to me. Especially that I am a cat girl, but I won’t tell you that I have been a cat girl for quite some time. One could even say all my life, but that is beside the point… Hnn!”

‘Keep cool! He pressed a button again, and now it felt like something exploded out of the backside of my pants. I must have not realized that I had my tail stuck within my pants the entire time. Yeah, that must have been it, but look how smug that idiot looks.’

“Oh, would you look at that, I have my tail back now~. Something else you want to say before I finally arrest you?”

“What? If I know what a Cheshire cat girl is? Isn’t that-…”

‘My hands-… My paws tingle. They feel like they are getting bigger and softer… also my hair… What is wrong with me today…? Ah-…!’

‘Focus, there is still a bad guy in front of you, and he asked a question. Let’s see… A Cheshire cat girl? Oh, that's easy.’

“Just in case you are blind: A Cheshire cat girl would look something like me, obviously. Now-…”

“Nyat’s that? Of course I can end my sentences with anything other than nya! I don’t even nya all that often… nya…”

“Nyaschievous…? Nyaaaa…”

‘Why is my head spinning all of a sudden, nya? All he asked was if I was nyaschievous… Hehehe… Nyaby I am… I could use a little fun tonyaghte~!’

“Hehehe… Aren’t you a nyaughty one. I have just decided not to bring nya back to the police station, so be nyappy.”

“But, instead, I will have nya come to a most special place with me~. Hope nya are ready~!”

“What do you mean I shouldn’t be able to move, nya? And do you think telling me to put the handcuffs nyaway will make me do it? I don’t follow rules, nya know~! Now, let's get that weird nyamote away for now. Nya won’t need it where we are going~.”

“Nyehehe… Isn’t this the dream of perverts like nya? Being kidnapped and played with by a sexy cat girl like me, nya? We nya going to have so much fun~! Meow~!”

‘I luv my job, nya~!’

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Hat? Check! Handcuffs? Check! Gun? Check! Now as long as I don't turn into something like a cat girl, this arrest will be a walk in the park! Just nya wait~