Reformation survey (Tg) (Patreon)

“So this is the online survey our new higher ups want us to take? Looks simple enough.” I said, skimming briefly over the whole thing without really reading any of the questions. Somewhere multiple choice questions, others required you to write something down, but all in all it just looked as boring as I initially thought.

“Yes, exactly.” My coworker Mike answered, looking briefly down at the sheet of paper in his hand. “The exact order is: Since your small company is now a part of our massive cooperation, we want to put every person of you to good use. This short survey will help us with that.”

“So each one of us has to do one and it's anonymous? I guess they really just care about our little group as a whole.” I said while sighing. “Yeah, yeah, I’ll do it. But what about afterwards? Do we have any other new orders yet?”

“Nope. They told me to go upstairs again once everyone is finished. Let’s just get it over quickly…” Mike said and sat down on his work table next to mine. We both gave off another sigh, then gave a look at the survey.

And I was immediately greeted with a disclaimer on the top.

Due to the recent gender norm changes, this survey is written with a female participant in mind. I hereby declare that even if I am male I will answer every question.

I squinted, then looked around the room a bit. I have worked here for a little over a year and I can confidently say that in our little group there has never been a woman before. A great start to a stupid survey.

‘Yes, i will’

At least the questions can only get better from this point onward, right?

Q: Can you focus on your task at hand and block out any unnecessary distractions while working?

Probably. Hard to say since I talk a lot with my colleagues, but that also helps a lot in solving problems. If you look at it like that, then I am actually amazing at it.

‘Yes, I never get distracted from my work.’

I mean… it's a bit overkill, but… Woah! I got dizzy all of a sudden. But as I was saying it kind of fits me perfectly. I rarely ever talk to my coworkers about anything other than work and sometimes I am even so deep in thoughts that I won’t hear someone talking to me until they tap on my shoulders. I always try to keep an open ear for my boss though.

Q: Are you a hard worker? Is working hard fun for you?

Okay, this is just straight up a trick question. No one in their right mind would ever say no to that, even if it was true. I have a feeling that our new “bosses” haven’t quite figured out that people can just lie in this survey. Anyways the answer is obvious.

‘Yes, working hard brings me the greatest joy.’

What a stupid answer to a stupid question. Well, they got no one to blame but themself for that lie. It actually made me wonder if it would be more exciting to lie as much as possible on this survey. I was actually getting pumped to answer the next question.

Q: Imagine being male. Do you think your productivity would increase or decrease?

Ah, there it was. I was wondering when the female only questions would start. Geez, I wonder what it's like to be male. Haha. Oh, it's a write your own answer question. Give me a moment, I need to get in the right mindset to write the most sarcastic answer that I can come up with…

‘I am such a real girl, that I can’t even imagine being male.’

There! That should be… should be… Agn~ Ahhhh~ Oh no, did I moan out loud just now? I don’t know what came over me, my pussy just felt so hot and good all of a sudden. That really surprised me, but whatever it was it's gone now. Back to work, where was I?

Oh right, I had to imagine being a man. Yeah, no. I might not look particularly feminine, but I have been a girl my entire life. No idea if I would be better as a man, and honestly how would I know.

Q: How dedicated are you to this company and your bosses?

Another trick question. I sincerely hope none of my colleagues answers with No on this one. It just seems like a surefire way to get fired. And once again I see some stupid answeres and chose the ‘best’ one.

‘Our company and my bosses wishes always go first’

There, I am sure that is exactly what they wanted to hear. And… and… I mean, it is kind of a no brainer really. The company is and should rightfully be the most important thing in my life. Isn’t doing what your boss tells you completely normal anyways?

Q: Do you think your cute face earns you extra points with your superiors?

Listen. I know I look like a tomboy, no need to rub it in my not pretty face. But I know that those superiors do look at the cute and sexyness of girls. Especially that new section boss by the name of Ferdinand. And all he does is look at girls' appearances instead of their work, so there is nothing I can do about it… but lie completely on this survey! Hehehe!

‘I hate to admit it, but I am such a cutie that my bosses like Ferdinand just love staring at me. I am surely his favorite.’

Overly humble: Check! Jab at my new boss: Check! Complete and utter lie: … Uhm… Actually, not really. Wait, why is my face tingling so much right now? Must be because of that new makeup I tried out.

In any case, lately I have noticed that Ferdinand showed a lot of interest in me. I initially thought that it was because of my work, but I was told that he was mainly interested in cute girls. Well, everyone was born with their own perks and mine just happens to interest one of my bosses very much. Why wouldn’t I use it to get further in life?

Q: Would you consider yourself to have a dainty figure or a sexy one?

All of these questions about prettiness… I am a tomboy. I have the figure of a tomboy. If you exclude my face, you could probably believe that I was a man. but I know that that is not what my superiors want to hear, so here. Have another lie.

‘I might be short compared to men and have a dainty figure, but I can be very sexy. <3’

And yes, that heart was absolutely necessary. After all, I… Woah!!! Wha… What happened? Why is my chair suddenly way too high up? Ah, nevermind. As I was saying, I am very thin and I think dainty as well. After all, my waist is tiny compared to other girls and my hands are like half the size of Ferdinants. I think that qualifies as dainty.

Q: Does the jiggling of your breasts distract you from work? And if not, would you want bigger ones if you could impress your bosses more with them?

I looked down and only saw a chest that was flat as a board. I can honestly say that people are probably more distracted with the non-bounce of my chest than the bounce of it. But, as I did with the rest of the survey. It doesn’t matter if I write the truth, I just write something my bosses want to hear.

“Of course they never distract me. I already have F-cup melons, each one the size of my head, I don't think I need them to be any bigger.”

I just now realized that writing that might have been a mistake. After all, no one in our group has F-cup… Woah? Waah! What was that just now? It felt my chest was being grabbed and getting dragged down to the ground with full force. But now it's over again. I am just not feeling like myself today.

Back to business, like I said, no one in our group has F-cup breasts like me, so they would just immediately know who wrote it. Should I change my answer? Nah, it's probably fine. How would they know I had F-cups and not like D-cups? It's impossible to tell anyway under my suit.

Q: Does your butt sometimes show under your skirt when you walk? If yes, do you think that is a problem?

I have to say a few things straight up. I don’t wear skirts at work and even if I did my butt is just as flat as my chest, so how would it ever… wait. My chest is actually huge. Why would I think of… Nevermind. This is definitely a question from Ferdinand again, so let's write something he would be delighted with.

‘I don’t often wear skirts at work, but that doesn’t matter because my massive bubble butt is clearly visible through any pants I wear. And of course that's a good thing, I am even shaking my hips to emphasize my big butt as I walk.’

That would be so nice if it were true. Just shaking my butt… right to left… left to right… exactly like I usually do. I really am blessed with hips of seduction. Hehe. And I have learned over the years how to take full advantage of them.

Although, my ass is prone to getting stuck in smaller chairs with armrests. Having beach balls as ass cheeks does have its disadvantages, but all the stares of boys certainly make them worth it.

Last Question: If your boss Ferdinand asked/commanded you to do something, would you do it without questions? Would pleasing him be the best thing in the world for you?

Finally a normal question in this very weird survey. This one I could just answer honestly, as I think everyone of us should have the same answer anyway.

‘I would happily obey any command of my boss Ferdinand. He is the boss after all.’

At least the last answer felt satisfying as I wrote it, so I at least wore a smile as I digitally handed in the survey. It was then that I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around in my chair.

“Hello there cutie. Did you finish the survey just now?” My boss Ferdinand said, standing in front of me.

“Oh, I am so sorry that I didn’t notice you sooner.” I answered frantically. Oh no, I was engrossed in my work again.

“Don’t worry, I was just in the mood to see cute girls again. And you are just the right kind of eye candy I was looking for.” Ferdinand said and I immediately started blushing in a deep crimson. It felt like such an honor to be called eye candy by him. If I knew he would be coming today then I would have used a bit more makeup in the morning.

“Yes, I have decided. You from the new squad are hereby promoted to my personal secretary and eye candy. Pack up your stuff and move over to my office.” Ferdinand said, turned around and left. Meanwhile I had a hard time containing my happiness.

“Hey Michaela! I got promoted to secretary just now.” I said, filled with happiness.

“Wow, I am so envious.” She said briefly looking at me and giving me a thumbs up. “Well, I am done with the survey as well, so I gotta report to boss Clemes now for the new orders. Do you want to go upstairs together?”

“Sure” And thus, the two of us went upstairs to see our bosses, jiggling our boobs and swaying our butts every step of the way. Our job, besides working like everyone else, is to be eye candy for our bosses after all. And I must say, we are damn good at our jobs~

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