Kazuma knows reality better than you (Succubus Futa TF) (Patreon)

Hey everyone Hiros53 here with a small message. I know Futa is for everyone and I get it. That’s why I’ll only upload the Futa version of this story to patreon. If that is not for you, but you still want to enjoy the story, go here to DA. That's the tame Rod-less story. Thanks for listening.

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‘That was something’ Kazuma thought to himself as he plopped himself onto the sofa. Aqua wasn’t far behind, sitting herself to the table with a mug in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other. This girl seriously never stops drinking, does she?

“Ugh… Finally she is gone. I thought this goddess pretender chick would never leave.” Aqua declared and immediately immersed herself in her drink. 

“So you don’t believe what she said?” Kazuma asked, staring at his hand for a moment before looking back to Aqua. Aqua on the other hand just sighed.

“The girl walzed in, told us not to fight, told me that I didn't do a good job at my godly duty, said she was giving you some sort of blessing and then left again. Nagisa Fulkami… Who does she think she is?!?” The blue haired goddess slammed her mug onto the table before taking a sip again. 

“And here I thought you knew her because she claimed to be a goddess too.”

“Nope. Never heard of her.”

“Great, so she is just some sort of delusional person who managed to enter and leave our house without a trace. Always something you want to hear.”

Despite Kazuma's sarcasm and willingness to agree with Aqua on this topic, something bugged him. Something that just didn’t leave him alone. That’s why he keeps checking on his left hand, where the intruder held him and probably cast a spell on him.

“Do you believe in that blessing she gave me? That ‘I know reality better than you’ blessing?” He asked, even though he could anticipate Aqua's answer from a mile away.

“Of course not. What sort of a blessing would that even be? Do you really think just saying ‘No’ in the middle of a conversation will make you smarter? Honestly!”

There was some truth to it. It simply sounded too insane to be true. And yet…

“Do you want to try it out? She told me exactly how to use it after all.”

“Yeah, sure. Good luck with that.”

With Aquas official permission to mess with her, Kazuma shrugged his shoulders and smiled at her. “Hey Aqua, what are you drinking?”

“Huh? You should know by now, that this is my personal special booze. I don’t plan to share, just saying.”

“No, I don’t think so.” Kazuma countered, making Aqua blink as Kazuma’s grin only intensified. “After all your purification powers are so strong that any and all alcohol you intend to drink turns into plain water before you can even taste it.”

There was a moment of silence between them, before Aqua just broke into laughter. “Hahaha! Nice one, Kazuma. Fortunately purification doesn't work like that and even if no amount of purification can separate me from my beloved~”

Kazuma rolled his eyes. Of course it wouldn't be so simple. But it was funny to try nonetheless…

“Water?!?” Aqua suddenly yelped, almost falling from her chair out of shock. Kazuma blinked, returning his gaze to Aqua. Aqua gulped down the entire mug all in one go to make a refill, only to scream once again. “Again water?!? What the hell! This is MY BOOZE! No one messes with my booze!”

“Oh? That is interesting.” Kazuma said, probably more shocked than Aqua, even if he didn’t show it. Aqua was still trying to figure out why her booze suddenly decided to stop working, Kazuma knew the answer, even if he couldn't quite believe it. “Did the blessing really work?”

“Of course it didn’t!” Aqua complained, standing up from her chair looking all flustered. “This bottle is just… diluted. Broken. Nothing more. All I have to do is get another bottle from the fridge and…”

“No, I don’t think so~” Kazuma interjected, his sadistic and curious side both being equally piqued. “You are going to sit in this chair until you have enjoyed your whole bottle.”

“Haaaa?!? Huh?” Aqua looked like she wanted to make fun of Kazuma again, but then her butt just plopped down on the chair again. “Huh?!? Ha? What’s going on? Why can I not…!”

She definitely looked like she tried to stand up, but her legs just didn’t cooperate. That sight alone was funny enough for Kazuma as is (What could be funnier than a useless goddess struggling to stand up from a chair), but Kazuma also started to see the possibilities of his newfound power.

“Why can’t you stand up? Because I said so. You heard as much from the ‘fake goddess’ as you called her.” This might be the first time Kazuma unironically said the word goddess not in relation to Eris. 

“But that’s absurd! No goddess has powers like that!” Aqua wailed, still stuck with her butt to the chair.

“No, I don’t think so. I can see her having powers like that and that your boobs are twice as big as before.” Kazuma replied, his words chosen very carefully. However…

Kazuma and Aqua started at Aquas chest for a bit.

Nothing happened.

“Ha! See! You don’t have powers like that! So stop being such a pervert and help me out of this chair!” Aqua complained, however Kazuma just started thinking.

“No that’s not it.” He murmured, speaking softly as he thought out loud. “It’s not that it doesn’t work in general, it’s that it didn’t work this time. Saying ‘No, I don’t think so’ isn’t enough. I have to disagree with someone for this power to work. It is called ‘I know reality better than you’ after all.”

“What are you babbling about now?”

“Something you should be worrying about now~” Kazuma instantly replied, before leaning over the couch with a big smirk on his face. “Hey Aqua, did you really call me the perverted one of the party?”

“Haaa? What sort of question is that? Of course you are! You and I guess Darkness are the two leading perverts here! Although… Megumin is also sometimes… anyway, its definitely not me!”

“No, I don’t think so~” Kazuma almost sang, Aqua giving him a golden opportunity to try some things out. “Since you are a Succubus working at the Succubus brothel part time, I would say you are definitely also up there in pervertedness.”

“Seriously, what's wrong with you? Do you really believe that… Ah!” Aqua's regularly scheduled rant was interrupted by her body subtly morphing right in front of both of their eyes, which included very perverted sounding moans from the water goddess herself. 

While most of the changes didn’t seem to affect her physically, she definitely looked like she was going through some internal changes. Though Kazuma knew it worked when her ears started to elongate, growing pointy and to the side in a way that very much distinctly resembled those succubus from the brothel. As well as little bat wings growing out from the top of Aqua’s head, to really sell the whole succubus feeling.

“Wha… me? A demon?!? Are you kidding me?” Aqua frantically checked out out her body, trying to make sense of anything. “I have never even been to that dirty place, let alone worked there!”

“No, I don’t think so Aqua~” She just presents golden opportunities one after another, doesnt she?

“Not only do you work there, but you are still wearing your work uniform from your job as a ‘Giant breasts, giant butt succubus’. Riiiiight?”

At this point Kazuma was fully invested in the ‘make Aqua a sexy Succubus’ plan, something he knew Aqua despised on so many levels. And as a semi frequent visitor to that establishment, Kazuma threw in another detail for good fun. Aqua might have a decent body for anyone who is into that, but even on her best day she wouldn't have the body type to ever be classified as a GBGB succubus. So there was hoping that detail would make a difference. 

And Kazuma wasn’t disappointed. Almost immediately, Aqua’s clothes began to tear left, right and center, losing their color as the fabric almost completely vanished from existence. At the same time Aqua’s chest started to surge forward, quickly growing past what would be considered normal for a human and into Wiz territory. 

And even though he didn’t expect anything noticeable to happen on the other front, he could even watch as Aqua started to rise upwards from her chair from the added padding on her behind. Combine that with the black micro bikini and thong she was now forced to wear, Kazuma had front row seats to something incredibly sexy unfolding in front of him.

“KAAAAAZUMAAAAA!!!” At least until she opened her mouth, which was the exact moment all sex appeal in the world was lost on her once again. “This isn't funny! Turn me back! Or at least give me clothes to cover myself!”

Kazuma didn’t even know if Aqua realized that her breasts had swollen to almost twice the size they were before, as she was really only complaining about her new ‘outfit’, which honestly looked like it was a miracle that it was covering her sensitive spots at all.

“Wait, are you using your hands to cover up your body?” Kazuma asked sarcastically, having already the next step in mind. The dunking on Aqua couldn’t be stopped, but he wanted to see if she finally learned something or if she would walk right into his trap. He tried to make it really obvious too. Surely she wont…

“Haaaa?!? What does it look like, you pervert! Of course I am using my arms to cover up! You took away my royal clothes somehow and left me with… basically nothing!”

“Welp, let's see if it works.” Kazuma shrugged. Of course she fell for it, now it was time to test if he could be a bit more specific with his powers. “No, I don’t think so. At least I don’t think you can use your hands to cover yourself up. After all, you yourself told me that nothing could separate you from your booze, and that includes your modesty. I’m pretty sure you won't let go of your bottle of booze and your mug until you have drunk every last drop of booze. Am I right?”

“Haa?!? I didn’t mean it like th…” Before she could even finish her sentence, her arms once again moved on their own. One grabbed the Mug, one the bottle, and both refused to get anywhere near a place where they would obscure anything about her body. From that alone, Kazuma knew it worked, but her reaction was just priceless.

“Waaaa! No! This booze is just water! I won’t drink it! it’s just gonna get purified again! Stop messing with me and let me stand up! Grrrr… you pervert!” Aqua was full on ready to wail, but her arms didn’t budge. After all, flailing her arms would mean she could spill part of her booze, and that would just be a shame. 

Needless to say, Kazuma was having the time of his life. But all good things must come to an end. 

“Alright, imma leave you here for a bit.” Kazuma said, standing up from the couch. “You could be able to move freely again after you finish your ‘booze’, so don't worry. I’ll just have to think about how I'll use this power in the future. Bye for now~”

“Did you really turn me into a succubus just to satisfy your boner and now leave me while I can’t move?!? You are the worst, Kazuma! At least give me my right to booze back!!!”

Kazuma was going to leave. He really was. He really was going to leave Aqua in this relatively harmless state and think more about his options. But…

“No, I don’t think so. It’s not me who has to satisfy a boner, it’s you.”

“Hng?!?”

Immediately Aqua’s gaze darted downwards as her entire body started to shake. There was a small nub slowly growing outwards in a very distinct shape, deforming and pushing her little thong forwards and slightly upwards. A small little very hard wood began to emerge from in between the goddess' very shaky legs.

“No! I refuse! You are just a dick! I don’t have a… a…” Aqua squealed in utter denial, to which Kazuma placed his hand on her shoulder.

“No, I don’t think so.” Kazuma said, shaking his head, before leaning forward and whispering into Aqua’s ears. “You have a rod. You have the biggest rod in town and it's painfully hard. And will only grow harder unless you drink your booze. In fact, the only way to calm it down is to finish the third bottle of your ‘booze’ water in one sitting. Have fun~”

Kazuma turned around happily, knowing that his mischief had been accomplished as he heard uncontrollable moans from the goddess behind him. He didn’t even need to look, the moans and sounds of seams of a thong stretching was like a symphony in his ears. 

“N-Nooo! It's gonna! Ah! It’s gonna rip!!!” Aqua moaned once again, to which Kazuma nodded.

“Good point. No, I don’t think so. It will just keep on stretching and stretching to perfectly accommodate your newfound third leg. After all, with how common your boners are, why would you wear something that couldn’t handle them.”

“Kazumaaaa! This isn't! This shouldn't! Come back here! Ahhh! Don’t leave me with this thing! Kazumaaaaaa…”

Thump

Door closed, annoying goddess silenced. What a great way to start a day. Now, to figure out what to do with this newfound power…

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