"DefunctGuy" intermission script (Texas, Panama City, etc) (Patreon)

So this is one of the big hurdles I've had when it comes to getting the April Fools video done. I've always intended to do an intermission just about the attractions inspired by Petticoat Junction - but I've always struggled to come up with a draft.

Well, now I have one! This is something like 95% done. The only thing I want more time on is details about the rides that were at Petticoat Junction Amusement Park. I've ordered some books and magazines that should make this topic easier. But for now, I'd love feedback on what you think! If anyone is from Panama City, your thoughts specifically would mean a lot. Enjoy!