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tag urself, i’m elder avocado 🥑✨

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Anonymous

I think most of us are the Elder Avocado.

LeafCaliber

Mine would he the cold pizza

LeafCaliber

And not in the good way

mythicpatron

Missed meds lost keys AND mismatched socks!

Anonymous

Melted drink, and tipsy debit card

Anonymous

The lost keys! I just learned that ADHD = hella forgetfulness and am actually really glad to know, because it answers SO MANY OF MY QUESTIONS ABOUT ME / can explain myself, kinda. So this is timely. And I have no idea where my keys are XD

Anonymous

Being a bloke, I can only say 8 of these have occupied a daily part of my 64 years 😂😂😂 It's always amazing for me to discover your insights into my life Dani. It helps me feel sane.... normal even! Thank you ‼️

Anonymous

Unpaid bills and missed meds here. 😂🙈

Anonymous

Oh def the melted drink (or cold coffee)

Anonymous

I'm Burnt Pizza, and, if I may add a new character, the Abandoned Coffee. About every other work day I'll make a coffee in a travel mug to bring to work. Roughly 80% if the time, I will leave it at home, on some random surface, waiting to be discovered when I get home.

Anonymous

Oh I see myself in THE UNPAID BILL

Anonymous

All of them really apply, but the melted drink is a daily occurrence. At least the others are spaced out (har) a little over time.

Anonymous

All of the above but especially Burnt Pizza.

Anonymous

Is it okay to self nominate a 10th? A half drunk cold mug of tea. Otherwise, the keys. I have a Tile attached to them, but it’s flat and I keep forgetting to buy a replacement.

Anonymous

I'm missing the cold coffee, but the melted drink comes close...

Anonymous

Elder avocado or Naked TP!

Anonymous

Elder avocado and melted drink!

Anonymous

Mine would be a cross between burnt pizza and melted drink. Left water on the stove in the kettle for over an hour for a quick cup of tea. Got some good work done on like 12 other things during that time though! 💪 Let me know if you have a kettle you’d recommend, ours will need to be replaced...

Anonymous

The Melted Drink

Anonymous

Definitely elder avocado!

Anonymous

The Unpaid Bill 😬

Anonymous

HANDS DOWN, The Elder Avocado!!!!