Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Stake ‘n Shake (Patreon)
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SWASH: I love Devil's Night!
BUCKLE: I know right? So many creative costumes!
SWASH: Look there! A techno vampire with a blood-based cooling system! That's cool and unique!
BUKCLE: And look there! A group of... Techno vampires with blood-based cooling systems. Huh.
SWASH: It is a popular costume this year. In fact, it seems to be the *only* costume this year.
BUCKLE: Well what about her? She a rabbit.
BLOODBUNNY: I'm BloodBunny.
BUCKLE: You see? Slutty bunny costume. Classic! It's not just vampires.
BLOODBUNNY: I am in point of fact also a vampire. My ears are part of my blood-based cooling system.
BUCKLE: Crap! Are we... Are we out of fashion?
SWASH: Say it ain't so!
BLOODBUNNY: I would very much relish the chance to crack you both open like a Khemri Sun and slurp out your insides.
SWASH: Gah! There's even fun slang for the costume! I want to pretend to be a vampire.
BUCKLE: Let's do it! I'm already half-way there anyway.
SWASH! I'm going to get a fancy top hat! Like vampires wear!
BUCKLE: Fuck yeah! I'm going to get a cape.
SWASH: Fuck yeah!
BLOODBUNNY: You guys are going to invite me in though, right? Guys?
BEAT
Gods I'm horny. :(