Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Stake ‘n Shake (Patreon)

SWASH: I love Devil's Night!

BUCKLE: I know right? So many creative costumes!

SWASH: Look there! A techno vampire with a blood-based cooling system! That's cool and unique!

BUKCLE: And look there! A group of... Techno vampires with blood-based cooling systems. Huh. 

SWASH: It is a popular costume this year. In fact, it seems to be the *only* costume this year.

BUCKLE: Well what about her? She a rabbit.

BLOODBUNNY: I'm BloodBunny. 

BUCKLE: You see? Slutty bunny costume. Classic! It's not just vampires. 

BLOODBUNNY: I am in point of fact also a vampire. My ears are part of my blood-based cooling system. 

BUCKLE: Crap! Are we... Are we out of fashion? 

SWASH: Say it ain't so!

BLOODBUNNY: I would very much relish the chance to crack you both open like a Khemri Sun and slurp out your insides.

SWASH: Gah! There's even fun slang for the costume! I want to pretend to be a vampire. 

BUCKLE: Let's do it! I'm already half-way there anyway. 

SWASH! I'm going to get a fancy top hat! Like vampires wear!

BUCKLE: Fuck yeah! I'm going to get a cape. 

SWASH: Fuck yeah! 

BLOODBUNNY: You guys are going to invite me in though, right? Guys?

                                 BEAT

                             Gods I'm horny. :(