Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: FangtasyGirl (Patreon)
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Veingrant says: Welcome!.
FangtasyGirl says: WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING?
Hemogoblin says: You’re part of our guild now.
NosfeRAW2 says: And you’ve discovered the /cum emote.
FangtasyGirl says: 💦🍑😫
Hemogoblin says: (‿ˠ‿)( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )(‿ˠ‿)
Veingrant whispers: Wanna do that in my Sanctum? Server door is always open, m'lady. *tips fedora*
FangtasyBoy says: Don't worry, Sis! I was all like ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ .。✧・゚:* ~♡ when I got here too. It's pretty cool though, right?
NosfeRAW2 says: Yeah. The graphics are good in Reality™. Whatever. Has she finished downloaded the patch?
FangtasyBoy says: Give her a second!
FangtasyGirl says: I... what... Patch what now?
Hemogbolin says: For the new expansion, desu! Everyone in the Wars was all 😱 when the main server went down. But this Reality™ expansion is ✩◝(◍⌣̎◍)◜✩ once you get through the tutorial.
Veingrant says: Here, this will help. Try /massage.
FangtasyGirl says: /massage?
Veingrant says: You gotta target me first.
FangtasyBoy says: Don't target him. And just don't use that emote in general.
Veingrant says: Ooh! Do the /bounce command! No, wait! Try /sexydance!
NosfeRAW2 says: Enough of this! We're wasting time. Do we want this Server First or not?
NosfeRAW2 gazes seriously at FangtasyGirl.
NosfeRAW2 invites FangtasyGirl to MAIN QUEST. [accept] [decline]
FangtasyGirl says: Again, would someone please tell me what that SHIT is happening here?
FangtasyBoy says: I know it's a lot. But all of this is over something called a 'wireless router.'
NosfeRAW2 says: Look, all you need to know is that we're going after QUEST ITEM: TORPORB. Don't stress, n00b. You'll figure it out on the way.