Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: FangtasyGirl (Patreon)

Veingrant says: Welcome!.

FangtasyGirl says: WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING?

Hemogoblin says: You’re part of our guild now.

NosfeRAW2 says: And you’ve discovered the /cum emote.

FangtasyGirl says: 💦🍑😫

Hemogoblin says: (‿ˠ‿)( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )(‿ˠ‿)

Veingrant whispers: Wanna do that in my Sanctum? Server door is always open, m'lady. *tips fedora* 

FangtasyBoy says: Don't worry, Sis! I was all like ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ .｡✧･ﾟ:* ~♡ when I got here too. It's pretty cool though, right? 

NosfeRAW2 says: Yeah. The graphics are good in Reality™. Whatever. Has she finished downloaded the patch? 

FangtasyBoy says: Give her a second! 

FangtasyGirl says: I... what... Patch what now? 

Hemogbolin says: For the new expansion, desu! Everyone in the Wars was all 😱 when the main server went down. But this Reality™ expansion is ✩◝(◍⌣̎◍)◜✩ once you get through the tutorial. 

Veingrant says: Here, this will help. Try /massage.

FangtasyGirl says: /massage? 

Veingrant says: You gotta target me first. 

FangtasyBoy says: Don't target him. And just don't use that emote in general. 

Veingrant says: Ooh! Do the /bounce command! No, wait! Try /sexydance! 

NosfeRAW2 says: Enough of this! We're wasting time. Do we want this Server First or not? 

NosfeRAW2 gazes seriously at FangtasyGirl.

NosfeRAW2 invites FangtasyGirl to MAIN QUEST. [accept] [decline]

FangtasyGirl says: Again, would someone please tell me what that SHIT is happening here? 

FangtasyBoy says: I know it's a lot. But all of this is over something called a 'wireless router.' 

NosfeRAW2 says: Look, all you need to know is that we're going after QUEST ITEM: TORPORB. Don't stress, n00b. You'll figure it out on the way.