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A service common to the brothels, bordellos, and pillow troves of Handbook-World, the role of House Flavomancer is a coveted position. Many an apprentice mage has paid his way through college with little more than prestidigitation and an imaginative palate. High end establishments might even offer a “tasting flight” ranging from an effervescent elven amuse bouche to a full-bodied half-orc chocolate torte.

Certain heroes distinguish themselves by the particularity of their preferences. And thus it is that all the wisest establishments keep tasting notes on their preferred clientele.

  • Succubus: sinful dark chocolate
  • Barbarian: ragin cajun sausage
  • Elf Princess: horse radish
  • Swash + Buckle: spiced rum
  • Vengeance: blackberry turnover
  • Sorcerer: cinnamon whiskey (brand name only)
  • Assassin: antidote
  • Necromancer: dry aged meats
  • Miss Gestalt: very rare steak
  • Van Helscion: caviar
  • Street Samurai: lightning bolt
  • Cavalier: mock turtle soup
  • Drow Priestess: sushi (spider roll)
  • Pugilist: the taste of battle
  • Artificer:  moscow mule (mostly for the copper mug aesthetic)
  • Fighter: beer (cheap)
  • Wizard: lembas bread
  • Warlock: eldritch flavor blasted goldfish
  • Druid / Arcane Archer: vole

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Thomas Fowler

Witch: tears (preferably orphan)

Michael Zemancik

Yeah, there are quite a few flavors here that I definitely wouldn't want to associate with sexy times. I mean, when going down on a girl there's not too much risk, but if they're blowing a guy... they might be tempted to take a nibble.