Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Siren Song (Patreon)

The Ballad of the Free Bird — That Siren, I Guess

If I lure my Romeo
Then he’s sure to drown at sea.
For my captivating song, now
Requires too many Will saves to break free

[Pre-Chorus]

But with a mouthful of dhampir girl,
Combat just don’t play the same

[Chorus]

Come get your free taste of bird now
‘Cause this bird you’ll want to bang
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And the bird you’ll want to bang
And this bird you’ll want to bang
Lord knows, we’re gonna bang

[Bridge]

[Verse 2]

Hey sailor, gimme your sweet love, yeah yeah
Ya know my charm spell’s got long range
But I can’t do verbal components
‘Cause it was explosive when you came

[Pre-Chorus]

But, if I stay pinned between you,
Combat just won’t play the same

[Chorus]

Come get your free taste of bird now
‘Cause this bird you’ll want to bang
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And the bird you’ll want to bang
And the bird you’ll want to bang
Lord knows, we’re gonna bang
Lord help me, we’re gonna bang

[Outro]

Lord, we’re gonna bang
Won't you roll high, free bird, yeah