Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Pool Party (Patreon)

Vampire Pool Rules

• No unlifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk.
• Pool may be slippery. No running, celerity, or gliding seductively at faster-than-walking pace.
• No outside beverage in blood pool.
• Do not bless the water.
• No animals in the pool. Werewolves in swimming pools can be unsanitary, and their hair will clog the filter.
• Be unclean! Wash in the blood of your victims before entering the pool.
• All thralls, ghouls, and dominated victims are relegated to the Renfield pool.
• All childe vamps out of the pool during sire swim.
• Avoid going to the pool if you have open wounds, morals, or have been exposed to garlic within the past 24 hours. You do not want to infect other pool visitors.
• Lazy river is currently closed due to running water.
• Please do not bite the flotation devices.
• If you see a club member stranded outside the gate, please invite them in.
• No sunbathing.