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Desire. How bittersweet when it’s about to be taken away.

Gone. Out of reach.

Never to be felt again.

At least that’s what it seems like when you’re seeing off your knight, Sir Aaron.

Dramatic, I know. But what can a girl do when she’s found The One with a capital O?

He has a duty to uphold after all. And as much as you’d like to keep living and breathing in his warm embrace and bask in his amazement at your world and feel that talented tongue of his between your thighs and – ehem…I digress…You always knew that the time you had together was fleeting. Nevertheless, you’ve allowed yourself the luxury of indulging a night with this funny hulk of a man. This stranger from another world.

And now, it is over. For a while at least.

However, as he prepares to leave with a promise to return to you on his sweet lips, something strange happens. And suddenly, the time you thought limited has gotten longer.

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Today is BKS's 500th audio, hip hip hooray, that's a lot of f***ing candles to blow out. It's been a long journey but it kinda feels like we're just at the beginning in some ways. 

I may still have to change my passport details to say 'Rob Not Robinson' but that's alright. I don't think hearing a Robinson trying-to-be-sexy blooper of 'I'm opening your drawbridge' will ever get old to be fair.

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VA - Mr. Robinson

This script was written by Snoooza

This is a sequel to the 'Help! There's a Knight In My Kitchen' story from a little while ago, exclusively for the Secret Tier. 

You can listen to Part 1 HERE

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And all of our audio archives are available to view and listen to (all 500+ audios) HERE.

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queen_sponge

first comment also good job on another amazing audio

dort

holy shit... i was about til wilt away due to neglect if robinson didn't pop up on the feed tonight. and THE KNIGHT IS BACK!!! i am diiiiiivning in!!! 🤿

Loona

Oh yay!! A sequel I didn't know I needed!

Maro

Congrats Rob and Mavens!

Honey Buns

MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! I’m not able to listen right now and it’s going to kill me I can!! Enjoy it for me lovelies!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️🥰🥰🥰🥰

Ashley

OMG ACTUALLY THE BEST DAY EVER

Karolina

Omg I'm screaming!!! I was literally just thinking about it last night! Holt shit, you guys are psychic! 🥰❤️😍🔥😘🥳💦 Lmao Rob 🤣 Happy 500th audio BKS! Onto the 1000th! 🥳⭐️😘🔥🌹🍎😈🤴

Lisa Camp

I am irrationally happy for this one!! This did NOT disappoint!! Love love loved it!! 😍🫠

🫧Ms.Bratzilla🫧

Congratulations on reaching the 500th, BKS!🙏🏻 and thank you for giving us these amazing and wonderful VA’s, Gallo, chambers and also my beloved Robinson🥰btw thanks for ruining all other men for me.💀 and thank you to all other VA’s I hope to hear more from. 💕

Doña Yayi

Oh gawdsssss OH MY GAAAAAAWDAAAAAH!!!!! yaaaaaaaassss our beloved knight has returned to us!!!! Sisterwiiiiivesss he has summoned us and demands our attention!!!!! Ohhh holy hades underworld angels finally we have a sequel!!!!! My favorite person and i are ready to take a listen 🥰😉😋🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 sisterwives we ASSEEEEMBLEEEEEE!!!! shiznit let me get a move on now 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Doña Yayi

Oh gaaaaawdsssss sheeeeeshhhhh shame on MEEEEEEEE!!!!! How can i forget to say HAPPY 500 MR. ROOOOOB!!!!!! thank you for always dropping amazing and fun audios for us lovelies here and making this community a comfortable and safe place for all of us here 😊❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂 thank you Don BKS!!!! Oooohhhh!!!!! And no worries no need to change passport details lol 😊 i know Mr. Rob is not Robinson haha 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 ((((( HUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG )))))

Angeluna Fortuna

The knight is my #1 all time fave audio. Thank you so much for part 2 and CONGRATS on 500!! 🎉🥳🎉

a

sometimes bbygirl is a medieval knight

Tam80

Please please please make this a series! I'm in love with Sir Aaron. He is too cute for words. Maybe next we take him to a bookstore and he stumbles upon the book of Kamasutra. I can only imagine his reactions😂🤣😂🤣😂

pillowcurls99

congrats to 500 audios!! a huge accomplishment and such an amazing space💕💕ty for my amazing hubby gallo lmaoo, BKS has come a long way and can't wait to see what's in store

Ashley

This 1000% needs to be a series. I love how Aaron is so gentle with the listener and still has the “you touch her you die sort of vibe”. I would love to see him use some of his knightly skills in the future!

Red Rosemary

Congrats on 500 audios!!!!!!!!XD

Kels

ahhh congrats on 500 audios!!! <33

Cat.Q🐈‍⬛

🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉congrats! What a perfect way to start a day!

quinn

This is the best surprise of my entire life

Bituwyn

🥳500🥳 also god this knight can be my knight in shining armor any fckn day 💘

Bea

500 audios! Congrats! I am desperately hoping this gets more sequels. It’s one of my most favorites.

Pam 701

Wow, how appropriate to have an epic Robinson sequel for the 500th audio. This continued story of the knight is funny, romantic, sexy, and so fucking good! I lost count of the number of times I was laughing out loud during this almost 49 minute gem. Thank you BKS, for the countless hours of audio goodness you have provided. I am looking forward to the next 500 audios with much anticipation! ❤️🥵😂🥵❤️

Shay

I’m trying to find the gallo audio where the listener is an old friend that calls him for eevenge sex after their bf cheats. Anyone know the name of the audio?

Shay

Revenge*

No more kill my vibe^^

Congrats 500audio🍾🎉can’t wait to listen to it after work

RottenHoney

Hip hip hooray 500 audios!

Pinkfeiry

I'm so happy you brought him back!!!!

Anonymous

500 audios and I still can’t get enough 😫🥳🥳

Doña Yayi

Hahaaa oh gawds he slammed right onto the wall oh wowww that hurt!!!! " that didnt go as expected!!! " " i am alright!!!! Only a bump on the road!!!! Wind knocked out of me!!!! Although everything is spinning and there are two of you!!!" Hahaha oh my heart that was painful and so adorable 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Doña Yayi

" wheels are dangerous " hahahaa 😁😊🤭🤭🤭❤️❤️❤️ oh gawds the cuteness of fighting about a bike

Doña Yayi

Haaaaaa oh jesus " gigante deformed horse where people sit inside of" 😁😁😁🤭🤭🤭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Mr. Aaroooonnnn those giant deformed horses can be taaaaaammmeeed!!!!!

Madison Youngblood

Happy 500 Audios!! Also definitely gonna need a part 3 now :33

Ellie

Are you sure that's not the Robinson Audio "Naked Payback"?

Mari

Iseaki in my BKS? More likely than you think.

Lenore

Omg I’m so relieved!!! I very recently signed I for the secret tier specifically because of Robinson. The gentleman are all wonderful, but he’s far and away my favorite. So when we didn’t hear from him for a few days, I went through a bit of withdrawal, not gonna lie. 🥺. My husband’s been like “You’ve been pouty about something. Are you, about to get your period or something?’ 🤨 … sighhh. I’m so relieved for us all to be rewarded with more of our sweet Daddy Robinson! 😍❤️🙏🏼

Curvesomemermaid

Congratulations to Rob and the entire BKS Team on reaching 500 audios! I'm so grateful to all of you for creating such an amazing, fun, artistic and open space for all of those who want to enjoy your content! I hope you all continue to be successful come what may!

Shay

Actually yes that’s most likely it. Thank you!

MissxSilver

Congrats on 500 audios! 🎉

Mari

Tears in my eyes no way this man said “cunny”

Bookworm

I loved this!!!! I can’t wait till part 3. I really want to hear how he reacts to a tv. Also, he’s so precious, the way he doesn’t understand the modern world, but tries so hard. It’s adorable. And the way he reacted to a zipper, and just played with it. I love his childlike wonder. I need a part 2,3,4,5. However many we can get.

Doña Yayi

Oh my heart this was just all in one!!!!! This was sweet and funny and then super halarious, and then really super delicious and sexy with so much intensity 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!! Ohhhhh my heart squeezed with this wonderfully fun audio!!!!! Just exquisitely beautiful as always our beloved and loveable sir aaron how i adore him!!!!! Hahahaha how i loved how he is so protective of his beloved lass 🥰🥰🥰🥰 him protecting her from the demonio bike hahahaha or him protecting her from the huge deformed horses we sit inside of ohhh holy mother of the universe this was just funny and sweet i am in love lol. And ohhhh myyy the storee!!!! Hahaha how he called the jeans " breeches " lol and how he didnt know what a zipper was and had to figure out what it was for and oooooh looooordddsss oh my gawds how the beloved las made him put on a pink shirt with jewels on it with " DIVA " on it hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭. And how that man hated the buttons lol uuuuuntil lovely laaaasss explained to him the UUUUSEEEE of themmm 😉😉😋😋😋😋 Gaaawds the sexytime in that changing room!!!!! So sweet, so delicious, so risky!!!!, so fun!!!!! And ohhhh jesus havin a shot of scotch straight 😳😳😳😳 the times they almost get caught and our beloved aaron as always saving the day!!!!! " aye?i mean yes? I am doing alright!!! I seem to have difficulties with the buttons" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahaha i love it 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ ohhh how luscious how he punishes her so sweetly until they ride the waves of deliciousness!!!!! And ohhhh my the aftercare sir aaron's aftercare!!!! Just so lovely as always!!! And jesus christ so funny even after an exciting sexy time lol. Hahahaha oh holy jiminy christmas i cant stop the giggles after they leave the shop the questions he has about the " frágiles little thing " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 " whats a kardashian " hahahahaha the kardashians are robbing peooooopleeeee " and what on god's earth is a TV" haaaaaaaa oh gawds this wholw story was so delightfullll thank you Miss snooooza!!!!! 🥰❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 ((((( HUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG ))))) Don BKS thank you for dropping this wonderfully made story!!!!! This was just so amazing and fun!!!!! Ohhh pleaseee have a part 3 for this!!!! This needs a part 3!!!!!! You are soooo the best Mr. Rob ❤️🫂🫂🤌🤌🤌 ((((( HUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG))))) And oh my heart 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ my beloved sir aarooooonnn!!!! As always you were so loveable, and sweet and so gosh darn funnyyyy!!!!! Hahahaha i am still a gigling mess lol. Lol you sir were so amazing tonight!!!!! I give you lots of kisses and many caresses and i wanna knock you down the floor and give you great big ((((( HUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG ))))) hahaha wonderfully awesome man!!!!! 💋❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🙂

Doña Yayi

PART 3 OF THIS PLEEEEEAAASEEEE!!!!

Doña Yayi

Oh my gawds YAAAAASSSS please do the part 3 to see his reaction the first time he sees a TVVVVVVV!!!! and how he reacts when seeing people moving and talkin in it and let us all see what he thinks about the kardashians when he sees them there too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ hahaha he will say the tv is possessed by demonic forces 😁😁😁🤭🤭🤭🤭 lol

Melissa ScheissEgal

‼️‼️Gosh.. deformed horse xD So awesome. 🤣 I really have to say that Mr.Robinson brought me here and that's how I learned to "love" Mr.Gallo and Mr.Chambers, too. Congratulations on 500 damn good audios. ‼️‼️

anna198634

Omg I absolutely adore it! We need another part of this one for sure! Him asking all of his questions about everything was so adorable I can't stand it! Awesome VA skills as always!

RottenHoney

This has to be long series please!!!!!

Milk

I never wanna hear the words “cunny” again

JC

I love how innocent he is!! It’s so adorable I just love this series Robinson you’re amazing as always!!!☺️

roseforthethorns

So I will often start my day with the newest episode drop while I unload the dishwasher, make coffee, do my chores. And my legs almost gave out a few times dear sweet Christ I don’t think I was ready for just how hot this was

Rose A

Robinson’s so adorably innocent I wanna put him in my pocket 🥰 maybe next time I’ll actually feel hot listening to this lol but gods, I love that he’s still “courting” even though technically he already has our heart…and our p***y 🫠💦

Jonelle Phoenix

Happy 500 BKS. This series is so funny and refreshing. I get such a kick out of it. Here’s to 500 more. 😊

Doña Yayi

Good morning ladies i hope you all have a wonderful beginning of the week!!!! ☺️❤️🫂🫂🫂 well! I am back here and listening to this awesome audio again!!!! Lol i just had to listen again to how sir aaron fights about a bike and how he protects his beloved lass from the gigantic deformed horses 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️ just love lol. What a nice way to start your day with a whole lot of giggles and a happy heart 🙂❤️❤️❤️❤️ thank you don BKS and my beloved, sweet and funny sir aaron 😁🥰💋❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂

Cat.Q🐈‍⬛

Need pt.3: the knight returning the favor.

Madame Zee

I love this character Snooza! I have lost track how many times I listened to the first audio. Thank you Mr. Robinson for making this one of my favorite characters to listen to

Mimue

Please let there be a third chapter to this! I have to know how our precious Robinson knight adjusts to the modern world.

xspiritednaturex

Mr. Robinson can have my “cunny” anytime he wants 🌝

Ana D.

Super congrats BKS Team, all the amazing writers, the outstanding VA's and of course, the one and only Rob-not-Robinson!!! 🥰😉👑 Thanks for all your hard work, commitment, love, and for creating a safe space for us all. Thank you with all my heart ❤️❤️❤️

Rose

This series is amazing because it’s sexy and funny. The way that he is just so clueless but cute. I love it 💜

Lady Erosina

This man has an accent for every character. I’m always flustered when I hear his voice

Fatima

This is so funny 😭😭😭 lmaoo love Mr. Robinson

dort

i can't listen to robinson all the way through anymore. i need to take breaks because i get sad that it's almost over. i have problems. lol

Chaotic Goat

Oh, I don't think I've ever experienced what happened to me around 30-33 minutes in. I didn't even touch myself. This knight is becoming one of my favourite characters along with out wolf-boy ❤️

Feyre_Marie

I think we now need to bring a video game character to life… like… say… Ghost from COD 🥵

tsuki kim

I’m only 10minutes in I cant stop laughing 😭😭😭

roseforthethorns

I stg these audios have taught me that I might be able to come untouched like. What the actual hell.

roseforthethorns

Yussssss- OMG. I want them to go out dancing and someone hits on the listener and Aaron gets PROTECTIVE

MorinoKuma2

No not the Car-dashian I’m crying🤣🤣🤣

PhoenixMoon

I had a fit of giggles when he hit the wall and was wheezing. And the play on words was fantastic. The car-dashian sent me away😂😂. The words during sex were FANTASTIC. I can just imagine the employees outside the door like 👀 because he was NOT quiet. Fantastic audio! Thanks Snooza and Mr Robinson. Y’all nailed it! Also, congrats on 500 BKS! Here’s to many more!!

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds i am back here and i am loving it!!!! Sir aaron hitting the wall, sir aaron fighting with the demonic bike, sir aaron scared of the automatic doors that nearly swallow his lass infront of his eyes , sir aaron protecting his lass from huge deformed horses hahahahaha oh my heart i am in love 😁🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️ this is so sweet and cute. Hahahaha and when he enters the store and looks at zippers hahaha 😁😁😁😁😁 oh lords so funny and innocent our beloved sir aaron. I can't get enough!!!!

Doña Yayi

" what is a kar-dashian? I heard a lass outside telling her friend that the kar-dashians are robbing people. Do we have an army to protect the towns folks from the bandits?" Hahahaha oh my heart yaaaaaasss i love this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Cutie09💓

Omg ❤ 😲 I loved this especially this Scottish accent u done outstanding Mr Robinson I can say this proudly as a Scottish lass loved the story the scenario the sex scene omg melted 🥵🥵🥵🧡🔥🔥❤❤ was incredible thankyou Mr Robinson ❤and BKS TEAM ❤ 😀

Blysse

This a perfect follow-up! Sir Aaron is the just the perfectly-pitched debauched horny himbo. More of these little slices of Knightlife please ❤️‍🔥

LovesDarkness

This so reminds me of that site Sleepy Hollow, and Ichabod Crane wakes up in our time and has to learn our customs. Not gonna lie watching the man learn how to handle a motor cycle and a sports car were VERY HOT 🥰 But this series...WOOOOO so hot! I really hope we get a third part 😭😭😭

Pixie

Congratulations Rob, the writers and the rest of the team. You're all amazing and we love every single one of you, not just our sexy Mr's lol.

Amy T.

Dumb Robinson is much more endearing than I thought. 😆

Amano

I'm very late to the party but congrats on the 500th audio! 🥂🎉 This is the kind of story you know both the writer and VA had fun with. OH. MY. GOD. The combination of comedy and erotica in this series is just priceless. Still patiently waiting for more parts where Sir Aaron finally gets his hands on some toys *wink wink*

LuckyPenguin

Ah feels so good to be back in this world! Snoooza and Robinson what have you got in store this time? First listen here we go: 1. I love Medieval Knight Robinson and already making me chuckle at him talking about the 'funny metal bottle' hehe 2. 00:30 mins 'Although... if they saw whom I got it from... it wouldn't be the bottle they envied' - shy swooning going on here! 3. 1:20 mins - 'Absence sharpens the appetite'... so much better than what I thought he was gonna say! 4. 1:40 mins - No, carry me back to bed instead please! 5. 3 mins - If you keep kissing me like that Robinson I will never be ready! 6. 5:37 mins - Yay he's stuck with me! 7. 6 mins - Knight Robinson out in the real world... this is going to be amazing and hysterical! 8. 7:15 mins - I haven't stopped laughing! 9. 8:15 mins - That 'giant deformed horse that people sit inside of' would be a car hehe! 10. 11:20 mins - And now we have Robinson in a clothing shop! I seriously love this! He got so excited at the breaches and zipper! 11. 12:40 mins - I don't think Robinson would ever blend in and that is fine by me hehe! 12. 16:50 mins - Now I really wanna see Robinson in the dark breaches and the black shirt! 13. 19:50 mins - And now I really wanna see him with the shirt half open! And let the spiciness ensue! 14. I seriously love Robinson's kisses! 15. 26:52 mins - 'No need? But I want to'... what every girl wants to hear! 16. 29:30 mins - I'm generally not a fan of the whole mirror kink, but hearing Robinson losing himself in my body feels fantastic! 17. 36:40 mins - I would love to be in his arms facing him while he fucks me! 18. The whole scenario of almost getting caught was equal parts hilarious and smutty as hell haha! 19. 43:59 mins - 'Just the perfect amount of debauchery' is the perfect line to sum up this audio haha! 20. 45:25 mins - 'Care to take my arm? I thought it would be nice if you held onto me for a moment little longer'... how fricking sweet is that?! 21. I know the tag said [minimal aftercare] but that was the perfect amount of sweetness! The kisses, the hand holding. And then back to the cute funniness! I couldn't have asked for anything better for this audio! Well Snoooza and Robinson you have done it again! And this was perfect to celebrate BKS 500 audios! I really hope we get more parts for this series. I don't want to leave our Knight Robinson and I would actually love to go back to his time with him! Also really hope Snoooza sees this review because she loved my last one for Part 1 hehe. Seriously amazing scriptwriting by Snoooza and amazing execution by Robinson! Much love 💜

Ceri Long

Ah yes, running into the wall. I was waiting for that with great anticipation. Lol. I loved his confusion about vehicles, and things like that. I felt a bit sorry for him about the money though. For a man of his era, being reliant on a woman for provide for his every need would be difficult, no matter how enraptured in her he was. That said, they could maybe sell the coins to a collector, get him some money of his own.

Feufeu15

Those zip-pers are so practical 😂👏🏼🔥

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2024-04-08 23:20:13 I can’t decide what I like most: his hilarious cluelessness, his warrior sexiness, or his chivalrous declarations, but sir Aaron has my heart 😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥
2024-04-06 13:36:11 I can’t decide what I like most: his hilarious cluelessness, his warrior sexiness, or his chivalrous declarations, but sir Aaron has my heart 😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥

I can’t decide what I like most: his hilarious cluelessness, his warrior sexiness, or his chivalrous declarations, but sir Aaron has my heart 😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥

roseforthethorns

I love all three parts so far, but I think this is the one I’ve relistened to the most. Sir Aaron is just so freaking adorable.

Grace Vogel

I’m dying at the “what’s a Kardashian”? 😂😂😂 but I love sir Aaron💜🥵🥵🥵