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Background: I'm a high-class sous chef at one of the most well-known catering companies in the city; thanks to my best friend’s encouragement to attend culinary school. Even though it’s wedding season, and the company’s event calendar is filling quickly, how could I possibly say no when she asks me to cater, you, her best friend’s wedding? After all, you and me go way back - high school days in fact.  So, I being me, of course I pulled some strings and asked my head chef and the wedding events planner to squeeze you in. It’ll be great. Besides, I’ve always liked the “bride-to-be” (possibly even had a dream or two...or three...about you), it’ll be nice to see you again. Offer my congratulations. 

The day of the wedding, I'm kickin’ ass and takin’ names! Well, more like, delegating tasks and helping clear plates but I'm still a badass chef with the seasoning hands of a culinary god! I notice some trouble in paradise, however, and I realize the groom is a complete dick. Rescue mode, activated. After swiftly and heroically handling the groom, I and you realize how much we've cared for each other (even after all these years). Looks like Lady Love is back on the menu.

This script was written by the wonderful Cleo Day and the concept by Alexis Fire. Alexis also helped with the editing and SFX here as well, so once again a massive thank you to her for this! 

VA: Mr. Emmerson

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Tam80

The ending was priceless!!!😂🤣😂🤣

LuckyPenguin

Not gonna lie, this one was hard to keep up with. And the SFX on the fighting had me literally jumping out of my chair! 💜

Tera La'Shun

Can he come back? Sexy... him and a Gallo combo.... wild, wild wild thoughts

Nope Bruh

bro the intro conversation 😂

Princess Kitten

This one was a wild ride! Emerson, love you! X, well done. ❤️❤️

RoRo_62

❤️

Anonymous

Newest favorite line: "Don't tell me you ain't try to guzzle them titties like a Krispy Kreme!" ☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣