WISE-ASS FISH! (Patreon)

My wife and I went to the zoo today. We were in an aquatic area and this fish and I ended up staring at each other… I said, “Damn, this guy is ugly!”

I swear I heard a bubbly voice come from the aquarium that said, “I was thinking the same thing!”

I was pissed! I was gonna jump in and fight him, but I figured I’d just drown… So I quick gave him the finger and ran off!