To Anal Or Not to Anal? (Patreon)

For me personally, it’s my favourite.  Truly.  I’m not writing that to sound uber erotic or for shock value.  I truly love having my arse fucked. And I realise I’m in the minority here and seemingly, not a whole lot of women are up for it. 

One night, after a few glasses of wine with some girlfriends, the topic of anal sex came up.  Yes, I admit, more than likely I was the one who sparked it.  I wanted to know if I really was one of very few that enjoyed it.  

A few answers came at me fast, ”Gross!” “Hell NO!!” and “EXIT ONLY!”.  Others looked thoughtful for a moment and simply said they had never tried it.  And then:

“Wait, do YOU like it?!”

And when I answered “Yes!  I love it actually”, the replies were the same. “Gross! How could you?” “Exit only for me!” and “I’ve thought about trying it but never have.”

And, finally, “Why do you like it?”

Halle-freakin-lujah!

An Anal Slut Was Born

When I think of anal sex, it’s so much more than just a beautiful cock up my backside.  It’s the licking and nibbling, the teasing slip of a glistening finger (or two).  There’s an incredible intimacy and level of trust that goes with it. 

I remember the first time I felt a luscious tongue on my arse….it was….oh god, it was so INTOXICATING!!  Just beautiful, soft, wickedly sexy... delving and exploring whilst his hands moved over my back and round to squeeze my breasts.  Absolutely delicious.  I went weak...unable to move but quite able to pant, moan and orgasm at his licking.  And wet. Oh, I was SO wet!  He then stood up and guided himself into my pussy. I was so drenched he entered me easily even though I could feel I was stretched…..and then he pulled out. (whimper) He nudged at my tightest hole and began to push in slowly.  I moaned loudly and gripped the sheets, but not in pain.  In complete and absolute carnal bliss!  He alternated from there, dipping into my pussy and then into my arse.  The feeling was unbelievable. I succumbed to him.  I was his completely...just a ragdoll, a fuck toy without control. I wanted more. I wanted it harder, faster.  The feel and sound of his balls smacking against my pussy  in the most obscene, delicious way.  It was pure, raw, primal and…..beautiful, quite simply. 

Looking back on it now, the trust was a MASSIVE part of it. And the fact that he was experienced didn’t exactly hurt either.

Just...how can I put it….I felt so vulnerable, so at his mercy yet empowered at the same time.  I felt sexy, naughty, taboo...a wanton slut and I liked it!  Actually no, I LOVED it.  Relished it and for a long time always wanted him to finish that way. I was obsessed. 

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness

I’ve received a few emails from curious listeners wanting to try anal.  Usually it’s “Doesn’t that hurt?” and “What about cleanliness?”

For the pain, well...it’s a timing and lube.  The build up of sex is just...well it’s everything isn’t it?  The coy looks, sensuous naughty whispers, the teasing touches, the loving touches, exploring each other with your mouths, tongues and fingers.  Taking your time, reveling in that kind of play builds up the need, the desire whilst our primal carnal instinct melts away inhibition and worry.(If you let it.) Your whole body starts to relax, heats up...

A little finger, tongue or toy play to introduce the feeling of having your arse played with and dilate you helps if you’re feeling a little shy as well.  (Using a finger vibrator on her arse as you go down on her is incredible...just sayin’.)

As for cleanliness, all I can say is if you’re healthy and practice good hygiene, you never have to worry.  Just give a little extra attention when washing next time if you’re really concerned. ;)

To Anal or Not to Anal

As I said, I know not all women feel the way I do about it.  It’s deliciously sexy to me. Period. I love it.  But approaching the idea properly is just as important as the act itself.  Couples have written and said they tried anal sex after hearing a couple of my audios. That it spiced up their sex lives immensely and opened up a whole new world.  (The value of receiving mails like that...it’s just so humbling. An honour even.) 

I hate to give advice.  I’m not an expert.  Merely a woman who loves sex and obvious has a strong erotic side.  But if I had to suggest where to start, my thought would be in the shower or having a bath together.  Warm, clean skin, fresh smells, intimacy, sexiness...lust.  For me at least.  (Co-bathing is a ridiculous turn on for me.)

Talking a little, touching A LOT, eye contact, reading your partner...it all ties in.  

And lube…

DO NOT forget the lube! xD

JP

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(This was a piece I was asked to write for Penthouse early last year.  It's no longer available online and I wanted to share it with you!)