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It's the pilot episode of Stephanie Sterling's Heaving Toychest. It's just a show where we look at stupid toys, no biggie. But hey, we have lots of Aliens stuff if you like action figures that are totally appropriate for your kids!  

I mean... they included the dog. The DOG!

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Age Appropriate Xenomorphs (Heaving Toychest)

NEW MERCH STORE: www.thejimporium.com http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.twitch.tv/jimsterling It's the pilot episode of Stephanie Sterling's Heaving Toychest. It's just a show where we look at stupid toys, no biggie. But hey, we have lots of Aliens stuff if you like action figures that are totally appropriate for your kids! I mean... they included the dog. The DOG! #HeavingToyChest #JimSterling #Toys #Aliens #Xenomorphs #ActionFigures #Unboxing __ Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimsterling Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jimsterling0 Bandcamp of the Sax Dragon - https://carlcatron.bandcamp.com Nathan Hanover - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-8L7n7l11PJM6FFcI6Ju8A

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Anonymous

These new boglins are getting weird.

Anonymous

Sure they were inappropriate for kids, but in the decade before they were making children watch the eldritch horror that was Worzel Gummidge, so even in the 90s they were making progress!

Anonymous

I am genuinely weirded out by the implication that some marketer somewhere thought about the merchandise opportunities in the Alien franchise… then again, if I’d been able to buy my own toys when I was a kid I *definitely* would have bought a Xenomorph Queen toy

Gregory

Xeno Queen was my first waifu.

Stephen Quadro

Amazing intro work. Reminds me why I go through and remove screws from the kids toys before wrapping. Thanks for making me not feel so bad about dropping tons of money on Gunpla!

PhoenixIgnis

Funny, I thought you might be into some screwing on camera. :P

Fermin Ayucar

That was an interesting change of pace on what I am accustomed to from James Stephanie :) Just bear in mind that is not a mid-life crisis. *Goes back to doing woodturning* Totally not a mid-life crisis.

Anonymous

Finally, the DOG! I've been waiting all these years for Kenner to make my collection complete, and here comes Lanard Toys with the steal! Proper Ubiconic, that dog. It's obviously a dog from that one subsequent alien film. Take my money now. And I loved this video, keep em coming!

Anonymous

Oh no, you reminded me there was an episode with some kind of evil scarecrow maker making undead scarecrows that gave me nightmares as a child

Matthew Parmeter

This was fun and I hope you keep doing them!

Anonymous

This made me laugh so much