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The Jimquisition: Newtendo (Patreon)

Published:
2016-04-25 14:51:32
Imported:
2020-05

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If you cannot stand to hear criticism of Nintendo games, you might want to skip this one. Consider that your content warning.

This video does not even entertain the possibility that the controls for Star Fox Zero are anything other than total garbage trash.

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Newtendo (The Jimquisition)

http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com http://sharkrobot.com/collections/jimquisition-merch If you cannot stand to hear criticism of Nintendo games, you might want to skip this one. Consider that your content warning. This video does not even entertain the possibility that the controls for Star Fox Zero are anything other than total garbage trash.

Comments

Anonymous

The entire video is awesome, but the last minute or so, the recap... Holy crap. <3

Anonymous

srsly. I don't even know how to feel about video games anymore? Everything is changing and not really for the better. I was so excited for Starfox but as soon as I learned that it required motion control, I tapped out...

Schneiderdark

Weirdly, I have Star Fox Zero and I'm in a strange in between place. After playing Corneria multiple times I actually do like the gyro controls for the regular rail sections and to a degree the all range mode sections. I feel like I'm leaning in to my shots. That said, some of the camera views for all range mode sections are disorienting for no apparent reason. They shouldn't have made cinematic sections on the TV still be live game on the GamePad, allowing me to run into obstacles while something cool is happening that demands my attention. If ZL to lock on is good enough for spiderbots, why do they then force me to use that presentation fighting the Anderosa instead of ZL still being a toggle? I've gotten to Sector 3 and that's it. I found navigating the Gyrowing to be exhausting and an ill fit to faster StarFox gameplay I'm used to. So yeah, weird in between place. I like the gyro controls when used intuitively and simply, but all the rest of the crap they've piled on make the game more draining than fun.

Anonymous

Jim I apologize if you've seen it already but when you mentioned the current year thing I thought of this and for some reason thought it would be right up your alley <a href="https://youtu.be/azIo4Tx7qd0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/azIo4Tx7qd0</a> Great video as always and the people who ignore your whole arguments for one thing are morons anyway

Vander

I have to admit jim, I've been watching your videos quite a lot, and I have to say I've noticed that this video is not up to your usual standards.

Vander

At the end of the video, you did not even say "Thank god for me," How am I supposed to properly worship the jimqusition if our normal episode-ending prayers are not recited!?

Anonymous

I might have to double my monthly contribution. Just think how much Erasure two dollars will get me!

Anonymous

Maaan, me and my buddies have been talking about this a lot lately, and it's cool to see a critic not just dance around how Nintendo ruined this game for no reason. I'd also like to say, if they did this stuff with Mario, or some other franchise that gets two games every year, that probably would of been fine. But it's fucking infuriating that the last game in the series was 10 years ago. And that THAT game was touch screen only. See you in 10 more years, Fox! Maybe we can fly forward and shoot things again one day!

Anonymous

That ending has to be one of best on a Jimquisition ever. I laughed my ass off.

Anonymous

This ending was magnificent... I love you Jim.

Isaac Dansicker

Interesting, because Chris Franklin was saying something very similar on the Diecast.

Isaac Dansicker

Interesting, because Chris Franklin was saying something very similar on the Diecast. Hey Jim, who is dancing woman on the last third of the video?

Anonymous

Love that spry spunk