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I'm a big Dark Crystal fan - loved the movie, adored the Netflix show. The latter has been adapted to videogame form as The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance Tactics, and it's really quite bad. 

A bare bones turn-based strategy RPG that runs poorly, looks dated, and plays without any of the streamlining and convenience of a modern game, Age of Resistance Tactics feels like a cheap and cynical cash-in. 

Well, it's hard to call it "cheap" when they want twenty bucks for this garbage. 

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The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance Tactics - It's Shit (Jimpressions)

http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com https://www.thejimporium.com I'm a big Dark Crystal fan - loved the movie, adored the Netflix show. The latter has been adapted to videogame form as The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance Tactics, and it's really quite bad. A bare bones turn-based strategy RPG that runs poorly, looks dated, and plays without any of the streamlining and convenience of a modern game, Age of Resistance Tactics feels like a cheap and cynical cash-in. Well, it's hard to call it "cheap" when they want twenty bucks for this garbage. #DarkCrystal #AgeOfResistance #Tactics #Strategy #RPG #Netflix #Switch #PS4 #XboxOne #PC __ Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimsterling Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jimsterling0 Jim’s Big Ego (No Relation): http://bigego.com/ Bandcamp of the Sax Dragon - https://carlcatron.bandcamp.com Nathan Hanover - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-8L7n7l11PJM6FFcI6Ju8A

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Anonymous

aww that's a big shame :(

Michael

I was wondering if this was going to be covered. Given all the other reviews the outcome isn’t surprising

Anonymous

It’s too bad that tie-in games seem to be so lazy, because there could be a lot of good ones.

Anonymous

My biggest problem with the Age of Resistance thing... um... its a prequel to Dark Crystal, so we all know how it ends. All those characters in it? All those protagonists we get attached to? More fucked than a third party candidate in November. :/ In the movie the gelflings are down to just two people, and the resistance is completely missing. So yeah, the good guys lose, BADLY.

Anonymous

I had a root canal years ago and it hurt like buggery for a couple of days but it came right. Worse though, about 10 years later it turned out that I had a deep down infection in said root canal, and I had to have actual surgery to remove the root from that tooth. That was far worse than the root canal. And then a few years later that tooth cracked and I had to have a gold crown. At some point my mouth will stop fucking costing me all the fucking money in the world, but I fear that point will come out when all the teeth have fallen out of my stupid head.

Trevor Bond

Rough, but fair.