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Cozy Christmas Cabin (Patreon)

Published:
2017-12-19 07:07:05
Edited:
2017-12-19 07:08:12
Imported:
2022-01

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This is the 'Master' audio I put together from different ideas provided in the Workshop.  It was so much fun getting into your sexy, sweet minds to create this together.

Stay tuned for more Christmas audios!

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Anonymous

Omg this is the first time I heard him snort while laughing... he’s so cute lol. At least now I know I wouldn’t be the only one 🐽

Anonymous

Gael I want you to know that your always welcome at my place for Christmas. I will decorate you as best as I can. Unfortunately i don’t have an angel for your head, would tinkerbell be a good replacement? 😋

Anonymous

“You’re decoration’s history...” I’m dying!

Anonymous

when it’s 11 at night and you should be sleeping but gael just posted a 30 min. audio.... decisions decisions 🤔🤔

Anonymous

❤️😍😍😍 Oh my.

Anonymous

30min 😱😱，OMG

Anonymous

You ARE a busy little beaver lately, aren't you?! How you enjoying that fewer work hours life?

Anonymous

omg, when he snorted it made me chuckle & smile ear to ear.

Anonymous

💚😘💚😘

Prue

This is so awesome and cute and cozy. I love your stories and jokes. :3 Thanks for spoiling us, Gael.

Anonymous

"Even the angel's happy and she has a branch up her butt." LMAO

Anonymous

Very nicely put together. Covered loads of ground with the Lovelies ideas but it felt natural and not overcrowded.

Anonymous

Oh my heart!😍 30 solid minutes of sweet, cozy, cocooning, enveloping warmth, and your snort! XD Can you get any cuter?😙 This was like a giant comforting bear hug that allows you to peacefully drift off. I smiled the whole time, except for the small tear I shed when thinking of certain events of the past year, some of which I'm still dealing with, but I then quickly put them out of mind at your suggestion to think of the positive. This was absolutely beautiful. I loved it. Much love to you, G.❤❤❤❤

Anonymous

I really don't know that I should be listening to this at all given that I am too much of a chicken to actually post anything in the workshop thread. But I will. Christmas is a very difficult time of year for me because it's the time of year when I have lost a lot of people close to me. For everyone else, itit's a happy time. For me, it's a time of year tinged with melancholy. It isn't that I don't want to contribute. It's just difficult for me.

Anonymous

Sleep? What is sleep? Never heard of it 🤣 I stayed up really late listening to this, but I’m not complaining 😁 That snort laugh was adorable, by the way XD

Stella Rose

Gaelll, I feel so happy listening to this! It sounds so close to my Christmas idea and it felt like my wish came true (You were right! Most of our ideas are similar). I miss your rambles a lot and your stories make me smile everytime. Plus, the last 7 mins was so relaxing that I almost dozed off! Thank you, Santa Force. We love you more than Christmas too 💕 You're so dedicated in what you do. Remember to sit back and relax with Bobby!

Anonymous

It's 3:22am and I'm laying in bed laughing loudly about the happy angel with a branch up her butt. G, this is great! 😂😂😍

Anonymous

Soooo swoon worthy 😍 This was like every awesome emotion you would want to feel with a significant other on a holiday such as Christmas! Swoon worthy, I tell ya! And the blizzard effect was perfect! XOXO 💋

Anonymous

I love it ❤️ The stories and the fire crackling sounds are giving me such a cozy feeling, I'm half asleep. I'm going for a little nap. 😴

Anonymous

Aww this was a precious Christmas audio! 😍You are too adorable for words! Love the blizzard & fireplace sounds! 🔥❄️A nice relaxing & cozy way to go to bed 😘❤️

Anonymous

In a snowball fight with me you should wear an armour, because I am also known as the "snowball fight queen". You wouldn't have the slightest chance to defeat me, my dear❄️⚽️👑💪🏼😜

Anonymous

😂 he snorted on his own joke... I love it I do that when I laugh to hard sometimes

Anonymous

💖💖💖💖 loved this audio it was so sweet and relaxing

Anonymous

Oh my gosh I love storytelling. This is so much fun.

Anonymous
>>8974945

I will say though that I did thoroughly enjoy this after having listened to it. I really do feel like i concentrate too much on the negative sometimes. But somehow or another, you always manage to pull me out of even my deepest doldrums. You really are something else, mo chara. 💚💋🎄By the way, the only way you're getting me to sit still is to pin me to the spot. 😅 I'm totally game for that (horror) movie marathon though. XD

Anonymous

I needed to escape after the passing of an other great artist this year (Jonghyun for those of you who know). So thanks a lot for that. It came at the perfect time. Love your jokes by the way.

Anonymous

It's fun,sweet and romantic.. Putting you in a good mood.. The Ending is very beautiful. And all your listeners definitely love you too 😊 ❤ Have a wonderful day. Good ass Prana 😘❤

Anonymous

My heart can't take this. So cute, and funny and sweet. All the things you are. ❤

Anonymous

I loved this G.❤❤❤❤❤Thank you so so much!! #ievenlovedyoursnort

Anonymous

Went to sleep with this.....so sweet and loved the extended firecrackles at the end....like drifting off in front of the fire. *melt*

Anonymous

I wish I can 💚 this one several times. *Swoon*

Anonymous

Love it! Such a fun audio. The stories and jokes made me giggle. Thank you for sharing!

Anonymous

30 minutes full of blessing. No more words

Anonymous

You know, I actually have a cabin up in the mountains... but this time of the year it´ s usually eingeschneit - snowbound, cold as fuck and damp. It ´s too tiny for a Christmas tree and Queenie would probably pay us a visit there o.O ... so, nein danke. XPP

Anonymous

That snort made me laugh so hard hahahahaha

Anonymous

To take many varieties of this theme and come up with something so peaceful, fun, and sweet is truly wonderful. I love how you found a way to bring in the jokes and storytelling along with the romantic and even meditative elements. That certainly says something for your ability to craft a story that is appealing to so many on so many levels. Add to that the layers with the sound of the storm outside and the fire inside, and you have created something that rivals some of the early radio dramas. Thank you so much for this – it warmed my heart a bit to listen to it and brought a rather goofy smile to my face in the process. (And your poor Christmas trees! LOL)

Anonymous
>>8979937

Could I rent out your cabin for a few months, my dear Frau? I’d like nothing better than to go somewhere remote and quiet, burrow under a pile of blankets, and go into hibernation for the next 2-3 months 😴<br><br>Of course I would wake up for visits from our glorious Queen, though. She and I could even have sleepovers where we roast marshmallows over the fire, paint our nails/razor sharp claws, and gossip about who she plans to eviscerate next! 😃 💅 🛌

Anonymous

Ugh I will have to wait till I get home to listen to this as still at work 😭😭😞😞❤️❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

I love how sweet, cozy and calming this audio is...and your storytelling skills are wonderful , always fun and engaging! 😍💖💕

Anonymous

I love this! It is much needed (I'm very much feeling like a bad mother/daughter/wife with all of the pre-xmas chaos) and I managed to listen to the first 20 minutes on my drive home from work before launching back into the mania. Now though I've got a bath run, my headphones are plugged in and I'm going finish enjoying some delightful Gael goodness. ❤❤❤

Anonymous

This was so perfect 💕

Anonymous

This was so cute, sweet and romantic! I just love it when you are rambling and telling stories. Really nice to listen to in this stressful finals week ❤️❤️

Anonymous
>>8983437

The final 10 minutes were bliss. Held in a loving caress listening the fire crackle and the wind roaring outside. Loved it!

Anonymous

Finally got a chance to listen on my lunch break. Very sweet! I love your storytelling. Perfect to warm up to this holiday season. You have a beautiful heart. 💜 Thank you.

Anonymous

Update just got to listen to this cute awesome Christmas ramble audio and I love it I would love to join you in that Christmas cabin any day and that laugh was so cute 😊❤️❤️🎄🎄😊

Anonymous

You spin a fine yarn, a chara! I loved the stories you told. This version of your Gael character may be forever known as the Slayer of Christmas Trees, though! 😉😂🤣💟

Anonymous

This was so sweet and cute 😊 And funny! 😆 I love when you tell stories; they're so fun to listen to! And your giggle snort is adorable 😂😂

Anonymous

Hot chocolate is no way better than beer. Stop it right now G. 😉

Anonymous

Guten Morgen my dears. Hope everyone has a good Mittwoch? It´s a quiet, snowy night again... and fyi, I didn´ t run naked through the snow yesternight... I´ ll keep that for my solstice celebration. Haha... Some daily Fragen, if you are in the mood? How about some "What´ s your favourite?" (haven´ t had those for a while) 80's movie? Flavor coffee? Type of Katze - cat? Winter sport? Song atm? Märchen - fairy tale? Sache - thing you’ve done in the last 24 hours? The 19th challenge... Do something alone that you’d normally ask a friend to do with you. Or, if you are a loner, ask someone to do something with you that you normally do by yourself. Danke, Schätzchen for your answers... bis dann. XD

Anonymous
>>8989814

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! What? No naked snow-running, you say? This will not stand. It will sit. Cozily. Under a blanket in front of a fire. Because running naked through the snow sounds dreadful. Today saw my lab partner successfully defend his PhD thesis (he'll graduate in March) and me finish a headshot for my friend's RPG character. 'Twas convenient, as it now becomes her Christmas present. (She lives two time zones away, so it's tough.) Now, I get to start my own character's head shot! And I'm excited. Her model is <i>gorgeous</i>. And now, this: <b>It's not even my decade, but...</b> — There are so many 80's movies I love! D: And I can only choose one? Very well...Empire Strikes Back gets a narrow win over Real Genius, on account of Real Genius doing the "obviously you get into college by winning a science fair" thing. <b>Jazzed on java</b> — Eww, none. I don't like coffee. <b>What's new, pussycat?</b> — I have to say, I'm still partial to the good ol' domestic short-haired cat. <b>Snow and ice for sporting</b> — I do enjoy watching the speed skating during the Olympics (I also like figure skating and snowboarding half-pipe, but those are competitions, not sports). <b>My current jam</b> — Ever since I created this character, I've had the song "Layla" stuck in my head. Three guesses why, and the first two don't count. :V <b>Once upon a time...</b> — It's not very well-known, but I like the story of little Two-Eyes. A monster woman had three daughters. The oldest, One-Eye, had only one eye. The youngest, Three-Eyes, had three eyes. But the middle child, Two-Eyes, had two eyes like everyone else. As a result, her family treated her horribly—and the rest is basically a Cinderella story. But I liked the twist that they treated her horribly because she looked <i>normal</i>—not beautiful, not ugly, just normal. <b>The last 24</b> — My favorite accomplishment of the last 24 hours is definitely that character headshot. I had hardly gotten the skin tone laid (almost always my first step when painting) and knew she was going to be awesome. And she is. And my character will probably be poofing her way out of a lot of fights on account of that woman. :V

Anonymous

Hello Claudia and the Marvelous Maidens! Finally saw the new Star Wars movie in 3D today! So fun! On to the Fragen..... My fave 80's movie would be Ferris Bueller! Coffee? Hot n Black or Iced n Black in the summer! I love all cats but partial to orange tabbies. Ice Skating is my fave winter sport....to watch! Ha! Current fave song was posted the other day.. .It's "2000 miles" by Brad Byrd. Fairy tale? Hmm....I really don't know! Oh wait...Beauty &amp; the Beast. The thing done in the last 24 hrs would be seeing the movie! 😎 Time to wrap some gifties! Good night all! ~Deb

Anonymous

Loving this! So many aspects of what I love in the audios all rolled into one!! 😊 So calming and heartwarming. 😋

Claire

would definitely go drinking with gael it sounds like a wild time and i'm all for it. i had to smother myself in my pillow to stifle the laughter 'cause it's the middle of the night here lol.

Anonymous

Truly enjoyed this one! Happy Holidays lovelies🌺

Anonymous

❤❤

Anonymous

What... no flood of new posts today?? Lazy langer. Tsss... tss... ts... ;))

Izzy♡

Those poor Christmas trees! 😂 I loved this audio so much~♡ The storytelling had me giggling☆

Anonymous

Awww i love how you switch to ramble mode. And your vocal sound effects are dorky-funny. 😊

Anonymous
>>8995715

Maybe he wanted it to be easier for us to find your beloved <i>Fragen</i>? 🤔 It could be one of a few thousand steps needed to placate the Lizard Queen for depriving her of her highly coveted Cock Key 😯

Anonymous

D’aww 🤗 I think the moral of the story is that nothing warms the heart more on a cold day than nostalgic tales full of laughter and overall merriment!<br><br>Also, make sure your home insurance policy is up to date before inviting Gael over to your house for the holidays. Or else bolt your Christmas tree to the floor ☝️😯<br><br>(It’s a lovely audio, though. Since there’s so many of the elements we’ve all come to know and love all rolled into one neat little package, it’s like there’s something under the Gaelandia Christmas (or holiday of your choosing) tree for everyone 😃👍)

Anonymous
>>8991567

Just as a small heads up, Deb, if you post your answers to the <i>Fragen</i> as a reply to Claudia’s original comment, she can potentially retrieve them should Patreon get all Patreon-like and eat your post! Our brave Frau has wrested many of our <i>Antworten</i> from Patreon’s greedy clutches (aka. the website’s stupid tendency to delete comments seemingly at random or if they’re edited one too many times)<br><br>Similarly, it can be handy to copy-paste your comments on a separate document (e.g., a Word .doc or .txt file) before you post them. That way if Patreon does swallow your comment for no reason, you can just repost it right away than have to write it out all over again!

Anonymous
>>9000086

Out of curiosity, was the microphone in close proximity to your laptop (or PC) when this was recorded? There were a few brief periods throughout the audio where I heard a subtle grinding noise in the background (e.g., from 19:46 to 19:55), and it reminded me of what one of my previous laptops used to sound like when it was chugging along. Did anyone else notice that, or am I just slowly losing my mind? 🤔

Anonymous

Jesus fuck I'm only 2 minutes in and this is too cute I'm gonna die

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. A wonderful Donnerstag to everyone. Have not much time tonight... have to care for Lil´ Seanie. He´ s a good boy this week, I´ m proud of him! Haha... Right to the daily Fragen for the Fraugen... What’s your biggest screw up in the Küche - kitchen? What’s something your Gehirn - brain tries to make you do and you have to will yourself not to do it? What’s the most interesting thing you’ve read or seen this week? Which fictional character would be the most boring to meet in real Leben - life? The 20th challenge... Learn a new, random word and work that word into three separate conversations Danke my Schätzchen for your answers... bis dann. XD

Anonymous
>>9008842

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! As my advisor said today, it was "another day in which we didn't blow up the lab...I think." See, we have a giant container of liquid helium. Liquid helium is very cold. It is very difficult to keep something that cold, so even though it's inside a giant thermos, you've got gas boiling off all the time (as with a cup of water, but much, much faster). While of course we don't like to lose this gas, as it's very expensive and can't be recovered once it's in the air (helium is literally so light that it floats out into space), it's necessary to leave a vent port open so that pressure can't build up. But you have to be careful; they have to be open in a certain way so as not to allow contaminants like nitrogen into the dewar...or more dangerously, water. That happened today. Water got inside the vent port and froze an ice block into it. While the dewar did still have an emergency blow-off valve (and yes, it was going off), you never want to be down to a single point of failure on a system like that. How do we deal with such a thing? In the short term (and I wish I were joking), we heat up a metal tube (aluminum or copper) and stick it down the port to try to heat up and break the ice block. Sadly, this means there is now water (and nitrogen, and oxygen) inside our dewar that's supposed to be pure helium. (For those of you wondering, yes, liquid oxygen is still a damn good accelerant. The flammables cabinet is in another room.) So how do we get it out? We have to warm the dewar to room temperature (which means extracting all the helium from what is currently a full dewar and finding some place to put it) and bake the nitrogen, oxygen, and most critically, WATER out of it. But at least my advisor noticed it before the dewar could freeze over the emergency blow-off port and build up enough pressure to explode. And yes, it would be a catastrophic explosion. A single liter of liquid helium occupies a whopping 738 L of space at 15º C (a chilly 59º F)! (Helium liquifies at -268º C at sea level.) And now, this: <b>Gordon Ramsay I am not</b> — I've been fortunate not to ruin a dinner entirely or do myself any serious injuries, but the worst one I ever did was stabbing myself with a paring knife. I was cutting the tops out of some half-frozen strawberries, and while Smart Me knew this was probably too dangerous, Harried Me said that I knew what I was doing and things were going just fine. The knife slipped, and I plunged the tip a good half-centimeter (~0.25") into my finger. <i>"Okay, no problem,"</i> said Pragmatic Self. <i>"Yeah, it's bleeding a lot, but you've got good bandages in the bathroom. Just hurry over there and get one in place pronto!"</i> I rush to the bathroom (a mere 10 feet from my kitchen), and get the box of bandages out of my medicine cabinet. By now, I'm starting to feel a little woozy; the pain is significant, and ever since puberty, I haven't done well with the sight of blood. (Damn you, hormones. I was fine as a kid.) <i>"I'll just get the bandage on real quick,"</i> I said to myself, <i>"and then I can sit down or lie down if I need."</i> I had just gotten the bandage onto my finger when I realized it was no longer a question of "if." I made to lie down on my bathroom floor (I have a nice, cushy shower mat that looked really attractive at that point), and the next thing I knew, I woke up right where I'd intended to lie, but with a streak of blood over the lid of my toilet seat. As I'd been laying myself down on purpose and vaguely leading with that hand, I have absolutely no idea how that streak of blood got there. <b>Compulsion to ____</b> — My brain frequently tells me that I don't need to eat. <i>"Go to work without breakfast,"</i> it says. <i>"Work through lunch,"</i> it says. <i>"Don't worry about dinner,"</i> it says. It's not at all unusual for me to eat a single meal on the day as a result, possibly with an unhealthy snack (fried potatoes of some sort, usually) in between. <b>The most interesting thing</b> — I know the right answer is "my labmate's thesis defense," but that would be a lie. I haven't seen or read much in the way of interesting things, actually. <b>Bored to tears</b> — Most boring fictional character to meet in real life? Piers Polkiss from <i>Harry Potter and the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone</i>. Dude was so boring that he didn't even make it into the movie. He's just the Muggle friend of a Muggle boy who happened to have a wizard cousin, and probably didn't even ever know that his friend <i>had</i> a wizard cousin. Dead boring.

Anonymous

Why ssso quiet... tassty females? Did the juicy langer lull you to ssssleep with thiss audio? Hm? Come on... tell me ssomething, while I watch how my ssservantss prepare the sssolstice fire. We will have a nice orgy-feassst later...

Anonymous
>>9017203

Oh, I wish I was currently in a peaceful, audio-induced sleep, my Queen! Instead I’m in my office trying to get a slew of paperwork and referrals sorted out before all the clinics close for the holidays. Is anyone interested in a Christmas colonoscopy? I can hook you up with one if you’d like! 🤓👍<br><br>Is there anything you’d like me to bring to your solstice celebration later today, my Queen? Chips and dip? Soda? Medieval torture rack or kinky sex swing?

Doriana Gray

Lying in bed like, "blaaaahhh" ...no feast for me. I have stomach flu. 😷

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Sirens. Hope everyone has a nice Freitag!? I just came back from Queenie´ s solstice celebration... oh my, what a night!! These royal reptiles know how to celebrate! And the food was delicious, so tasssty... ;)) Have to ask the Fragen before I fall asleep... Are you any good at charades? What do you have on your Kühlschrank - fridge door? Whats the last thing you took a picture of? Do you know any Zaubertrick - magic tricks? Have you ever shawn a Schaf - sheep? The 21st challenge... Buy something from an adult store Danke for your answers my dear Fraugen... bis dann. XD

Anonymous

Oh my, what do we have here?<br><br><img height="190" src="http://i.imgur.com/ioR7VpU.jpg"><br><br>We really ought to make a drinking game out of this. Take a shot whenever Gael gets a new Patron and see who’s the last one standing! 😃👍 (Don’t worry, it won’t be me. I’m a lightweight when it comes to the drink 🙇🏻‍♀️)

Anonymous
>>9026288

Hello, Claudia and friends! :D :D Today was crazy busy at work. I'm currently mentally preparing myself for the chaos that is last minute shoppers starting tomorrow 😣 *deep breath* Let's do this!! But first, the fragen... Am I good at charades? I think so. Charades was one of my favorite games growing up. What do I have on my fridge door? Nothing. Our fridge is stainless steel, so magnets won't work. We don't even stick notes up there (though we really, REALLY should so certain people in the house won't eat all the food 😒) The last thing I took a picture of? A ladybug on my window. I need to figure out how to show pics and gifs in the comments... Do I know any magic tricks? Not even one. I tried to do some of the simple ones a long time ago, but I was too obvious. I'll just leave it to the pros... Have I ever shawn a sheep? I haven't. There aren't even any sheep near where I live. The closest I've ever gotten to one was at the state fair. Advent challenge... Uhh 😳...😕...But...I told Santa<strike>Force</strike> that I was being a good girl 😇

Anonymous
>>9026644

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Anonymous

My favorite...

Anonymous

My dog was my best friend and he passed away today. This was the perfect thing to help me calm down and get some rest. thank you!

Gaelforce
>>9067158

I'm so sorry Taylor. It is one of the hardest things to do. I did this audio a while ago. I hope it brings some comfort. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpKTKC2ApC4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpKTKC2ApC4</a>