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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read. Thanks for the support. Love youse guys! 

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Anonymous

$10 Buh-zo, NHOR….is it garbage to insist on buying off brand sodas bc it’s what you grew up on? Mr. Pibb all day!

Anonymous

FT/LT NHOR.. is it garbage to get a brand from a fire pit and scrap metal of a girls name because she offers the best noggin if you do?

Anonymous

Is it garbage to wear a set of boots from Marks Work Wearhouse just long enough to still exchange them?

Tony Soprano’s Duck

$10 homie NH1R, are you garbage if your parents would take you to Bobs Discount Furniture after dinner and pretend to look at couches so you can eat the free ice cream and cookies for dessert?

Anonymous

$10 Homie, never had one read. Please don't use my name.....!!!!! Is it garbage to know that your wife's parents used to shoot homemade pornos well into their children's early adulthood?

Kippys Forehead

Do you keep one fingernail long to pick boogs?

Anonymous

10 dollar homie are you garbage if you bring cans to return for 5 cents in the box you bought them in

Anonymous

Is it garbage to only wear your favorite football team's attire during the week after a win? Exeption being game day to help them get right.

Ned Gaganski

NHOR yous ever fall into a fire?

Anonymous

$10 dollar owner NHOR: When washing your hands, do your hands get soap or water first?

boothead62

Foley and kippy are like rappers in the comedy world, they travel with an entourage, use ad libs, bad with money, and they have a producer they shout out at the beginning of each show

Anonymous

$10 hb nhor Is it garbage if more than one person in your family still drives a saturn

Anonymous

Is it garbage to go to my gym for free? My card expired a month ago, but they leave one of the doors unlocked and don’t ask questions.

Anonymous

10 Dollar Consigliere, Never had one read.. Is it garbage to guzzle my- I mean your* Metformin pills with a large Mountain Dew? Asking for a friend…

Anonymous

Using front of house restaurant commands around the house? (“Corner”, “Behind You”, “Sharp”…etc)

Gnome Northeast

The boys gotta get Jordan Jensen on the pod. She might take the trash crown home, and for that reason I feel like she’s genuinely afraid to come on.

Anonymous

$10 Angel Investor NHOR Ever ran out of gift boxes and wrapped a gift for a family member in the beer box?

Mason

Is it garbage to have your family “vacations” at the hunting cabin your dads apart of about an hour away?

Anonymous

Did your dad call a lazy Susan a lazy whatever your mom's name was. As in the lazy Mary Kathryn.

Anonymous

10$ long time homie. Q- Is it garbage to wipe up small liquid spills in your kitchen with your sock? I will wipe up milk drips if they are the size of a quarter and smaller with my foot. Thank you!!

Anonymous

$10 Investor, first time long time NHOR Is it garbage to pay for a tin of dip in all quarters. Was jammed up but still needed to throw in a hog

Anonymous

Any extension cord going indoors/ outdoors through the window? Bonus points for a mobile home.

Anonymous

Also - can you guys sync your bonus content with Spotify?

Anonymous

Where can I get real Philly cheesesteak hoagie in LA?

wesley pipes massif gluegun

10 dollar homie since 2020, never had one read. Meeting your real dad on facebook?

Anonymous

10 dollar bozo here, is it garbage to get excited about class action lawsuit payments that I get to my venmo? (Facebook, Instagram, ticketmaster, etc) That's house money right there!

Anonymous

$10 Just signed up for my new favorite podcast!!!! Ever pay for a handy with a winning scratcher?

Rebecca Archer

$10 homie/ 1x $20 homie lol. Is it garbage to get someone a souvenir from an airport that isn’t even remotely close to the trip destination? Like a little “check out where my layover was!” gift

Gnome Northeast

$10 homie, never had one read, is it garbage if you bring a whole bag of carrots and celery to a hospital waiting area… and also bring a whole bottle of hidden valley ranch to pour into a Dixie cup for dipping. Watching this live in disbelief.

Anonymous

NH1R - Is it garbage to drive along side trucks on the highway so you can use them for shade as your car doesn’t have AC.

Anonymous

Howdillydoodily - is it garbage to ask a local bar if they have any deals

Anonymous

NH1R, was at the Salt Lake City show last night and it was awesome! Are you garbage if your wife ices you at the altar? Or are you garbage if you make your groomsmen have mustaches for your wedding?

Chicken Sandwich

How many Patreon members for the squad to all do the Milk Crate Challenge?

Anonymous

$10 in Investor, never had one read, Is it garbage to cut the sleeves off of a baseball jersey

TuddysCouch

Not sure where to post this but as a 10$ homie I think this is okay. Their latest Kill Tony episode was great. At about 59:30 when Redban, Kippy and Foley snapped their necks, I nearly pissed myself

Anonymous

$10 bozo | NHOR Y’ever use an empty liquor bottle as a water bottle?

Anonymous

Magic man: Is it garbage if your town uses the a&w (fast food) parking lot as an unofficial community used car dealership? Thank Kippy and Foley for me for the travel currency advice - I was safely robbed and only lost the kippy 1k special

Anonymous

$20 bozo here, love youse boys. is it garbage if your mom sends you to a new school with her EBT card so you can buy friends after school and practice.

Cody Winters

Long time 10 dollar share holder here boys .. I think my girls obsessed with reading erotic novels .. is this trash ? Is it hot ? Wierd ? Should I be concerned? I don't know who to turn to help me out fellas love yous

Trash Compactor™️

$10 homie, NHOR! Is it garbage if none of your pillows and sheets match?

Anonymous

$10 homie. We all know it’s garbage to use a George Foreman grill, but have you ever used the drippings from one to make gravy?? Real southern trash right there.

Anonymous

$10 homie, Never had an answer read , is it garbage to put on boxing gloves and box with a tree in the backyard because you can't afford a gym membership

Anonymous

$10 Shareholder. Never had one read. Is it garbage to say text abbreviations and punctuation out loud? Girls in my high school would say "LOL exclamation point" out loud. They clearly all did not beat teenage pregnancy.

Anonymous

10$ home fry, never had one read, in a kill or be killed situation, who ya taking, Steve Austin in his prime in an octagon or Jackie Chan in his prime in a restaurant supply store?

Anonymous

Never had one red, have a family member who's been to jail?

Anonymous

$10 homie, nhor.. are you garbage if you lost your virginity using a camouflage patterned condom you bought at an army surplus store called Bananas

Anonymous

$20 homie here. Haven't had one read. Is it garbage to be able to find your dads porn and shoebox of condoms easier than you can find christmas presents?

Anonymous

Never had one read. Is it garbage if you cash your paycheck at the local casino because they give you 2 free drink tickets.

The Melk Man

Long time bozo, first time homie: are you garbage if u had kid in high school

Anonymous

Nhaqr did anybody in your house ever open a 2 liter with thier teeth

Oswalt Jenters

Is doing Cocaine at work garbage? I feel like it can go either way depending on the job

Anonymous

10 dollar bozo, never had one read. is it garbage to buy beer with a gas station gift card because youre all jammed up??? love yas

Anonymous

10 dollar dirt ball…is it garbage if you cross the toll bridge with your tailgate down so the cameras can’t see your license plate?

Anonymous

$5 dolla scum bag- at what number date is it acceptable to use a coupon

michael vincent

Is it garbage to continually push a device to help you quit smoking yet continually struggle to quit smoking yourselves? 🤣🤣

Anonymous

First time, long time, and just saw y’all in denver! Is it garbage to refer to a sauce pan as a “hot dog pot” because thats what it was primarily used for in your house?

PureTrash84

Boys !!!! ONE MILLION Views with Timmy D Let’s Gooooooo!!!!

PureTrash84

Also weekly discussion thread ?? We missin one or am I a Bozo.

Anonymous

First time long time. AYG if you drink out of your gallon jug of milk with a straw because you don’t want to wash the dishes?

Anonymous

$10 garbage gal, never had one read! Is it garbage to lie about fraud detection on your bank account just to delay a bill payment for a couple days? PS love you guys. Thanks for all the laughs. Come out to the PNW soon!

Anonymous

Was the family dryer ever broken where it kept going even when the door was open

Anonymous

$5 homie, never had one read.. Are you garbage if your family set up a family Uber account because your brothers have gotten too many DWIs?

Trogdor's Jam Band

Is everyone on vacation wtf ? Is it now a monthly discussion thread and 1 episode a week now seriously wtf?

Foley Lies

Eating a little something before you go out to eat (don’t gotta order as much) to save some coin. #jammedup

Dorito Squeeze

When farting in the shower is it garbage to aim the handheld shower head directly at your butthole to see if changes the sound?

Sweet James

When at a Japanese Hibachi sit down dinner at the flat grill: is it garbage to tell others sitting at the table (that you just met) that they ordered their steak WRONG if they say, “Well Done!” ? Anything over mid-rare is garbage, but not sure if I’m garbage correcting other people’s clearly wrong food choices….

Myles Frank

Ever use a paper plate on top of a regular plate because it’s more firm and then you don’t have to do the dishes?

TuddysCouch

Ever buy a lighter leash? Only time I ever bought and killed the same lighter