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Some of you guys wanted me to start uploading scripts as a separate thing. Here's one I wrote today. Hope you like it. 

Let me know if you want this to be a permeant thing. 

And if you'd like me to, I'd be happy to voice this script this week. Let me know your thoughts :D

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► LINK TO THE AUDIO:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/78003883

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*You lie together, half-baked, messy in the sheets. She’s wearing your shirt and a pair of worn panties. She smiles at you through lidded eyes.*

I can’t feel my toes. Mm, in the best possible way.

Like I’m made of nothingness and everything is made of nothingness, and we’re all just happy being nothing.

Mm, like I ate the brownies and the brownies made me happy.

Mm, not as happy as a certain someone.

Yes, I mean, no. I mean, yes I love the dog, but there’s somebody else too.

You know who they are?

My mom!

*She giggles hysterically and climbs on top of you.*

And you too! You silly billy-billy goat’s gruff.

Come here and let me look at you. Oh, look at that face.

*She clasps your head between her hands and stares intently.*

Look at that goofy, half-baked goof!

Oh, look at you, and squeeze you and rub my face all over you and…. Mmmmm, stay like this for the rest of the rest of our lives.

Or until I need to pee.

That’s a pretty important thing to attend to, apparently. But you know, it’s pretty inconvenient too.

*She gasps.* Oh, imagine if we never had to pee again.

Oh my god! That’d be so good! Imagine the possibilities. All that free time not spent peeing. I could learn a language, play an instrument, or you know, just hump you a little more.

Mmm, even more than before. I know, but we are very good at it.

*She giggles.*

Mmm, heck yeah we are. We are the humping champions. Mm, I will testify to the board of humping, if so challenged.

*She giggles more.*

Hmm, but you know, we can’t really call ourselves champions if we don’t practice.

Oh, like, constantly. Mm, like everyday. Mm, like non-stop. Mm, like come here and bend in ways I shouldn’t bend.

*You roll around on the bed, turning over and over, until you fall off with a thud.*

*You land with her on the floor. Her back hits the floor with a smack. She cackles and coughs, more shocked than hurt.*

Oh fuck! Babe! At least get a girl to come before all that rough stuff!

*You kiss her and ask if she’s okay.*

Mm, I’m okay. But you might have to do the heavy lifting.

Mm, I’m turned on, but I’m also very, very stoned.

I don’t know how much movement I’ve got in old hippy-hips.

Mm, can you do that? Oh, can you? Show me? Show me!

*You kiss slowly, your tongues playing with each other, swallowing and pulling, licking and lapping.*

Mm, good boy! Mm, you are a good boy. You’re my best-est, best-best boy!

*You keep kissing, lifting up her shirt, skimming your hands over her tummy and titties.*

Oh, and he’s found the titties! Yes, king! Mm, bless your geography skills!

*She giggles through your kisses and you play with her nipples under her bra.*

Mm, good. Mm-hm. So good.

Mm, baby, can you do that thing? You know, the thing. The thing!

*She tuts, knowing you’re teasing her.*

Where you suck on my neck while you play with my tit-

*You oblige, sucking the flesh on her neck into your mouth, pulling and mouthing, sucking and hurting, just enough to make her wriggle.*

Oh, you got it!

*She squirms closer, curling her legs around your waist, rubbing your cock through your pants.*

Mm, well, my hips found some energy.

*She giggles and you kiss, keeping the rhythm going in your hips.*

Mm, fuck! Just keep rubbing me! Mmmmm.

*She purrs and meets your pace, rolling and thrusting up at you.*

Mm, you gonna come like this? Hm, you gonna come in your pants?

Mm, what if I want you to? Hm? What if I want you to? Hm, will you?

Please? I want you to. I want you to make a mess of yourself. Hm? Please? Come on, baby. Mm, come on. Mm. Good boy. Good boy! Good boy!

*You come undone and she holds you as you shake through your orgasm.*

*She purrs, enjoying the feel of your shudders, holding you close, burying into you.*

Mm, not bad for a baked boy, hm?

*She cackles wickedly and kisses you.*

Is there any more juice in there, hm? Maybe? Possible? Shall we find out?

*She unbuckles your belt and shimmies you out of your jeans. She gropes your boxers and pulls out your cock, sliding her hand up and down, encouraging you back to full strength.*

Aw, poor little guy! Oh, we’ve worn him out, already. Oh, come here, puppy.

*She rolls you onto your back and slides down onto her knees, flicking out her tongue, giving your cock a gentle, loving lick.*

Hm, let’s get you back on your feet again.

*She takes you in her mouth, building in pace, enjoying the control.*

Mm, I was craving something sweet. Mm, and salty.

*She’s sloppier now, wetter, her spit lubing your shaft, helping her bob more easily. She cups your balls, rolling them slowly in her hands.*

Mm, these boys feel like they’re getting full. Mm, and firm, and just about ready… to spill.

*She’s faster now, controlled and precise, taking you further and deeper down her throat, your balls tight and warm in her hand.*

Spill for me, baby? You gonna spill for me?

*Suddenly, she drops you out of her mouth, and moves back, pulling her panties to side and mounting your cock.*

Mm, not there. Mm, here. Mm-hm. Inside.

Ready? One, two, go for it.

*You thrust up and settle inside the tight warm of her cunt. She stiffens and clenches at the intrusion. But slowly, she relaxes, adjusting to you, purring at the wonderful pressure inside her.*

Ahh, there you go.

*She laughs softly and wriggles a little, pushing up and back onto your cock.*

You ready for take off?

*You start thrusting and she squeals with delight, loving your playfulness.*

Mmm. Mm-hm. I wanna lift off. I wanna go up, and up, and up. And, oh, fuck.

*You build your pace, taking her higher, harder, until finally you take her up and up, and finally over the edge.*

Oh, fuck!

*You both crash down from the high and fall apart on the floor. Slowly, she brushes your hair away from your damp forehead and stares at you, love aglow in her eyes.*

Chinese food? Chinese food!

*You kiss and collapse, gathering strength to find one of your phones.*

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Script by TeacupAudio