A Night Out for Most Women 😆 (Patreon)

Goblin: Come on, gimme me a chance. What, you got a boyfriend or something?

Woman: No, Darren, I don’t have a boyfriend, just an acute sense that you don’t care about who I am or what I want, you’re just hoping I’ll validate your existence with meaningless unfulfilling sex.

Is what most women would like to say, but then we fear death, so we pretend we’re gay or taken. Because “no” just isn’t clear enough, apparently.