Prompt of the Week - Week 104 Voting (Patreon)

Prompt 1) It's your first week as a security guard at the Museum of Ancient Fertility Artifacts and Relics. Training and emergency protocols cover some, uh, weird topics, but a job's a job, right? You've heard there's high turnover in this position for some reason, but you can't imagine why. You feel healthier and better than ever each time you patrol the rows and rows of powerful, glowing, probably-not-enchanted idols and statues of immense sexy deities!

Prompt 2) Ray is a hyper with a secret, he really likes being humiliated for being small. Only issue is, that only makes him larger, and larger… how hard is it to call someone as huge as a bus a runt?