The 627th Annual North Pole Pregnancy Pageant (Patreon)

What the host fails to mention is that Mrs. Claus wins pretty much every year. Except for 1834, when a pregnant reindeer won because Mrs. Claus had a bad head cold. But, hey, maybe Daphne can finally end her streak next year.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, to you lovely lovely patrons!

Enjoy and thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for the continued generous support this year and every year!